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A Norwegian storyteller born in 1828, Bø in Telemark. Described as a very short hunched man with round glasses in front of intelligent eyes. He used an axe as a walking stick, wore a rucksack that always had stuff hanging out of it and held various tinkering tools in his other hand that he used as a counterbalance. He hardly ever bathed, but was still welcomed by everyone as both young and old knew him as a captivating storyteller.
According to himself, he had met both a Jutul (type of giant) and the hulder who tried to seduce him. He married a widow 24 years older than him, who was known for her physical strength. On the day of their wedding, she that carried him over a river they had to cross to get to the church, to the amusement of the locals.
Some of his stories was documented by Ingebret Moltke Moe, son of Jørgen Moe who gathered stories that you might know like "Three Billy Goats Gruff" and "Chicken Little".
Eilev Bråtene died in 1899 when the 70 year old lost his footing and fell into a river. The newspaper obituary described him as an (roughly translated) "old weirdo".
Blasfemur
Sitting on a park bench....
Exdeath5000
Lol that ending +1
ZK383
Worth aspiring to for an obit line!
Monkeytron
Bard idea for my next DnD character!
miltownmadness
I was literally just scrolling for this comment. Same.
Quizz25S
He looks absolutely delightful.
WorstShotEver
tinydog
OperationRustysBlanket
Richardson, if you were born and not egg hatched.. I don’t remember the rest
ValamirCleaver
E.B. Farnum : Could you have been born, Richardson? And not egg-hatched as I've always assumed? Did your mother hover over you, snaggle-toothed and doting as you now hover over me?

Richardson : I loved my mother.
E.B. Farnum : Puberty may bring you to understand, what we take for mother love is really murderous hatred and a desire for revenge.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0556305/characters/nm0761836
OperationRustysBlanket
ValCleave for the win! Points awarded
bbrown1012
It’s wonderful that he is remembered.
Whenthepiecesaresmalltaketwo
He wanted to bathe
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I know a fucking Leprechaun when I see one.
HereticNoNumber
I have never seen one fuck.
funmaster2024
cool man
RobErtE87
The original Brå
SavageDrums
A life well lived.
brucom
Belgarath.
johnson442
YES!
dcjunkee
I didn't know Telemarketers has their own country.
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
Looks a lot like Uncle Pom
ValamirCleaver
Tinker gnome https://dragonlancenexus.com/gnomes/ /gnomes/">https://dragonlancenexus.com/gnome">https://">/gnomes/">https://dragonlancenexus.com/gnomes/ https://mojobob.com/roleplay/monstrousmanual/g/gnomtink.php https://adnd2e.fandom.com/wiki/Tinker_Gnome_(Creature)
Radix865
Considering how much inspiration Miyazaki seems to take from scandinavia, I wouldn't be surprised if he was the inspiration.
NebulaWhisper
kiki and that's it, so not much; you're probably wrong so why do people blindly upvote?
Do you also know movies, poems, paintings that inspired him?
Radix865
Eh, I probably should have said Europe instead, but the story behind Kiki is still interesting. He traveled to Sweden to meet Astrid Lindgren in hopes to gain rights to animate Pippi Longstocking. While that didn't happen, the trip to Stockholm and Visby inspired him quite a bit for Kiki. Funny though, the younger Miyazaki directed Ronja the Robber's Daughter in 2014, which IS based on Astrid Lindgrens childrens story.
Sigge1981
I have a friend with the name Bråtene. Is it a common last name in Norway?
TheWheelIsSpinningButTheMouseIsDead
Yeah, it's a place name you can find a few places, know a few with that last name. Come to think of it, they are weirdos too.... Hmmm
Merky600
I envy his obituary. I can hope.
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
That river finally got him! WHERE WAS HIS SNOO SNOO WIFE
oblimo
He probably broke a gaes that forced his hulder wife to vanish back to her original forest.
NomDeImguerre
... The 94 year old, you mean?
TheGhastHunter
Snusnugar
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Ryebread91
Mind explaining?
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Snu snu plus sugar
itsallaboutthecones
Timiny
Now this should be a tv show
Affray
The axe is definitely a flex. I see two or three canes sticking out of his pack, the man has options.
tommycoaster
I have a new goal in life. Live so they will have no choice but call me an "old weirdo" in my obituary.
tarkus10
In Georgia, we had the goat-man. Traveled all over Georgia with his goats, collecting and selling trash. I thought him an unban legend, but he passed by one day. I went out to meet him and by God, he smelled like death, only worse. RIP goat-man.
ValamirCleaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6">1VJVahf8">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_661VJVahf8 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ches_McCartney
tarkus10
Thinking about him, I just looked up goat-man Georgia on Google and he is very famous...the Wikipedia about him is interesting and amusing. They have pictures of him, too. And his goats.
sirmixanaverageamount
You're telling me this photograph was taken when he was younger than 70?
johnson442
Life on the open road takes it out of you, I'd guess!
hwatL4bloopy
I also use my ax as a walking stick but it is about an inch or two too short
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
Ha, vilken tok, go gubbe.
pritolus
bekindtoanimals
Old weirdo LOL
thatlazylizard
Dude won at life
certifiedllama
Not so sure about bathing though
WorkerLurker
He was told he would die in water by a fortune teller probably, so I guess you avoid it when you can.
FearOsheema
Isn't it interesting to think of him that way? So many of us would look down on him now, but snoo snoo wife tips it right into the net!
certifiedllama
I like the part with the storytelling and general acceptance of his communities
zeacorzeppelin10
Ain't this the guy on the cover of Led Zeppelin IV.
potatomonkey
similar vibes and alive at the same time, but nope. The stick guy was Lot Long, apparently.
Dude was just recently identified from an old photo actually.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/09/style/led-zeppelin-album-cover-mystery-solved-intl-scli-gbr/index.html
zeacorzeppelin10
Neat
zombywoof68
My first thought was Jethro Tull's "Aqualung".
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
No
potatomonkey
Not sure why you got downvoted, you're right.
zeacorzeppelin10
anActualHumanPerson
Held a what, @OP? HELD A WHAT?
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Whatever that napsack thing of tin cans and stuff is. He apparently used it as a counterweight to keep his balance.
anActualHumanPerson
Neat
verityauger
anActualHumanPerson
Well, that clears it right up.
Jhkaun
Lube ofcourse... sigh!
anActualHumanPerson
asken
In his right hand he carried an axe, which was also used as a support staff. In his left hand he carried a tin pail and a tie. (Tie - A piece of cloth that is tied together to carry or store things in. )
anActualHumanPerson
I don't have any of these things. I need to get on that.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
anActualHumanPerson
Keru
He's carrying what's basically his toolkkit as he did small-time repairs to peoples things, shoe repair, kettle-smithing etc.
anActualHumanPerson
Nice.
newsguycraigevans
Sounds like he was a tinker
johnson442
Because he tinks a lot? *sigh* nobody will remember a Benny Hill joke.
SirRichardOfHead
A.
anActualHumanPerson
A period, eh? Odd choice, but the obit makes a little more sense now.
SirRichardOfHead
He was an old weirdo, after all.
johnson442
I prefer "colorful character" who was "interesting"!
sochilln
The amount of fundimental writing errors in this story really irritates me.
anActualHumanPerson
Wait, was that misspelling intentional? Is this irony?
Chasmann
I bets not!