Eilev Bråtene

Feb 5, 2024 12:30 PM

A Norwegian storyteller born in 1828, Bø in Telemark. Described as a very short hunched man with round glasses in front of intelligent eyes. He used an axe as a walking stick, wore a rucksack that always had stuff hanging out of it and held various tinkering tools in his other hand that he used as a counterbalance. He hardly ever bathed, but was still welcomed by everyone as both young and old knew him as a captivating storyteller.

According to himself, he had met both a Jutul (type of giant) and the hulder who tried to seduce him. He married a widow 24 years older than him, who was known for her physical strength. On the day of their wedding, she that carried him over a river they had to cross to get to the church, to the amusement of the locals.

Some of his stories was documented by Ingebret Moltke Moe, son of Jørgen Moe who gathered stories that you might know like "Three Billy Goats Gruff" and "Chicken Little".

Eilev Bråtene died in 1899 when the 70 year old lost his footing and fell into a river. The newspaper obituary described him as an (roughly translated) "old weirdo".

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Sitting on a park bench....

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Lol that ending +1

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Worth aspiring to for an obit line!

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Bard idea for my next DnD character!

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I was literally just scrolling for this comment. Same.

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He looks absolutely delightful.

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Richardson, if you were born and not egg hatched.. I don’t remember the rest

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E.B. Farnum : Could you have been born, Richardson? And not egg-hatched as I've always assumed? Did your mother hover over you, snaggle-toothed and doting as you now hover over me?

Richardson : I loved my mother.

E.B. Farnum : Puberty may bring you to understand, what we take for mother love is really murderous hatred and a desire for revenge.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0556305/characters/nm0761836

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ValCleave for the win! Points awarded

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It’s wonderful that he is remembered.

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He wanted to bathe

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I know a fucking Leprechaun when I see one.

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I have never seen one fuck.

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cool man

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The original Brå

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A life well lived.

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Belgarath.

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YES!

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I didn't know Telemarketers has their own country.

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Looks a lot like Uncle Pom

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Considering how much inspiration Miyazaki seems to take from scandinavia, I wouldn't be surprised if he was the inspiration.

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kiki and that's it, so not much; you're probably wrong so why do people blindly upvote?
Do you also know movies, poems, paintings that inspired him?

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Eh, I probably should have said Europe instead, but the story behind Kiki is still interesting. He traveled to Sweden to meet Astrid Lindgren in hopes to gain rights to animate Pippi Longstocking. While that didn't happen, the trip to Stockholm and Visby inspired him quite a bit for Kiki. Funny though, the younger Miyazaki directed Ronja the Robber's Daughter in 2014, which IS based on Astrid Lindgrens childrens story.

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I have a friend with the name Bråtene. Is it a common last name in Norway?

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Yeah, it's a place name you can find a few places, know a few with that last name. Come to think of it, they are weirdos too.... Hmmm

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I envy his obituary. I can hope.

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That river finally got him! WHERE WAS HIS SNOO SNOO WIFE

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He probably broke a gaes that forced his hulder wife to vanish back to her original forest.

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... The 94 year old, you mean?

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Snusnugar

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Mind explaining?

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Snu snu plus sugar

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Now this should be a tv show

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The axe is definitely a flex. I see two or three canes sticking out of his pack, the man has options.

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I have a new goal in life. Live so they will have no choice but call me an "old weirdo" in my obituary.

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In Georgia, we had the goat-man. Traveled all over Georgia with his goats, collecting and selling trash. I thought him an unban legend, but he passed by one day. I went out to meet him and by God, he smelled like death, only worse. RIP goat-man.

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Thinking about him, I just looked up goat-man Georgia on Google and he is very famous...the Wikipedia about him is interesting and amusing. They have pictures of him, too. And his goats.

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You're telling me this photograph was taken when he was younger than 70?

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Life on the open road takes it out of you, I'd guess!

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I also use my ax as a walking stick but it is about an inch or two too short

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Ha, vilken tok, go gubbe.

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Old weirdo LOL

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Dude won at life

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Not so sure about bathing though

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He was told he would die in water by a fortune teller probably, so I guess you avoid it when you can.

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Isn't it interesting to think of him that way? So many of us would look down on him now, but snoo snoo wife tips it right into the net!

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I like the part with the storytelling and general acceptance of his communities

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Ain't this the guy on the cover of Led Zeppelin IV.

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similar vibes and alive at the same time, but nope. The stick guy was Lot Long, apparently.
Dude was just recently identified from an old photo actually.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/09/style/led-zeppelin-album-cover-mystery-solved-intl-scli-gbr/index.html

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Neat

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My first thought was Jethro Tull's "Aqualung".

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No

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Not sure why you got downvoted, you're right.

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Held a what, @OP? HELD A WHAT?

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Whatever that napsack thing of tin cans and stuff is. He apparently used it as a counterweight to keep his balance.

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Neat

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Well, that clears it right up.

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Lube ofcourse... sigh!

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In his right hand he carried an axe, which was also used as a support staff. In his left hand he carried a tin pail and a tie. (Tie - A piece of cloth that is tied together to carry or store things in. )

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I don't have any of these things. I need to get on that.

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He's carrying what's basically his toolkkit as he did small-time repairs to peoples things, shoe repair, kettle-smithing etc.

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Nice.

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Sounds like he was a tinker

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Because he tinks a lot? *sigh* nobody will remember a Benny Hill joke.

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A.

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A period, eh? Odd choice, but the obit makes a little more sense now.

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He was an old weirdo, after all.

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I prefer "colorful character" who was "interesting"!

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The amount of fundimental writing errors in this story really irritates me.

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Wait, was that misspelling intentional? Is this irony?

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I bets not!

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