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awesome
fossils
the_great_outdoors
InspiringBadger
More surprise spirals! Damn you Uzimaki, I can't enjoy this anymore...
BlackCatSerenade99900
I would be so scared to break the actual fossil!
Sagerider
With my luck I would have busted it into a million pieces if I even found one.
TheHawkRules
Something tells me you’re supposed to be a lot more careful with breaking away the rock, but hey, ya got it!
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
Praise Helix!
lemmonjello
I have fossilized coral from the top of a mountain in the interior of British Columbia. Its amazing to realize that where I stood was ocean
WombatWithWholeWheatWish
They are retarded?
chimmichurrichanga
That made me want a pineapple ham pizza
needtwoknow
God created those on day five
getmesomepizza1
Wait, so the gummy worms was still in there?
itnevertooklonger
Chocolates are like fossils, if you shop at the right place.
ariesshion
is it just me or did it move
xtrmmatt
You can feel the excitement
Lollooooo
Praise Helix
IdkWhatIsThis
For the less Rock inclined, how do you make sure you don't split in the middle of the fossil? Lucky guess?
maddeanimator10
How'd you know???!!
csquare
10/10 would break their fingers off
Vaxtin
v
skipweasel
You mean someone always sneaks the best ones out of the bottom layer before you get there?
Campfirebacon
Those goddamn mole people, ruined my day AGAIN
It's what they train for, it's what they live for.
Carefuler
Wouldn't it be freaky if someone found a fossil that was actually their ancestor!
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Instead of how they're always a great uncle's second cousin thrice removed
tr3buchet
how do they know something is in there?
youdonegoofed
The prophecy was foretold.
Jambersome
You could see it sticking out.
HerpestonMcDerping
Satan told them.
Fossils are everywhere. Anywhere there's a lot of mud, there will be dead stuff in it, and that mud will someday be rock
NotACanadian
Just whack at the shale until something appears
fbutt09
Archeologists can talk to rocks. Kind of like the horse whisperer but only with rocks
TheGuyWhoLetTheDogsOut
Geologist :P Archeologists only talk to human made stuff. Like a horse whisperer but with really old people.
Get from here boy, with your proper definitions and know how. GET NOW!
UndulatingTerrain
Paleontologists
mentaljake
SVcross
Omg it's god.
Icommentlatedude
Praise him
lncorrectGrammerNazi
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
thefuzziestofbutts
Praise helix!
Hargy89
So wait, is that thing still alive? Or is it amber-coloured for another reason?
I also thought it should be rock colored. I don't think it's a fossil if the original material persists. It's just a shell and an impression
Contundo
i think its quartz
Bystandr
When they get "opalized" they are turned into a form of agate, which is a form of quartz, which is mostly SiO2
Mooniekate
The original shell is gone, having been crystallized by time/pressure. I think Contundo is right about it being quartz.
Taliska
Every time that rock broke I flinched...
goflyblind
another ammonite fossil? whatever shale we do?
RedRiotUnbreakable
Momma always said life was like a box a chocolates...
Snowey
It doesn't last long if you're fat
Nobody likes the dark ones.
R7D5
Just me screaming “GET A ROCK HAMMER FFS!!” At this then?
I thought his pick was a bit blunt for the job, but he was pretty good up to the last phase there.
TheInventor
Well.....eat it then!
FrostyRaptor
DontcallmeLen
CLARKSON!!
FasterThanAGreasedHam
dogsrcool87
MollyNapQueen
Before I knew this was fake it made me so damn pissed off.
illegalacorn
That was like 90% gravity
shakawhenthewallsfel
10% skill
ITScrub
And 100% reason to remember the name
k4FoodSmasher
Every time.
waluigihentai
Please someone tell me this isn't real
Says the professional archaeologist "waluigihentai"
TrueLegateDamar
It's from the show Arrested Development
Linson
.
bobbynixon
It’s real
MaximumRadius
If it's on the internet, first assume it's fake. Then do some research, and check the history of any sources. Don't feed the trolls.
hydrocarbon82
Unless it's political. In that case it's real and you are duty-bound to repost it. Also, the illuminati is real & jet fuel can't melt steel.
True, true. In the case of political posts, it's a matter of "Are you seeing this too? I can't be the only one."
Mockingbirb
This isn't real
Re1zMaster
Damn makes me cringe alot. Real or not.
GiftedMagnet
JimboChief
It’s from arrested development. But before I knew that, same reaction.
kreegaia
Oh thank god! I thought that was real.
HerrBisch
Did you know somebody pretty much did this with the skull of King Richard III of England when his remains were discovered a few years ago?
Rexli78
No the gaping hole in Richards Head was inflicted during the battle he died in.
Nope, the person excavating him put an axe through his skull.
ThatGuyFromThatOneAnime
Battle of Hastings 1066? I’m guessing I can’t remember.
The only source I can find to back me up is the Daily Fail website so I'm not going to link it, but I promise you it's true!
Also if you watch this video, you can hear all about the wounds identified on his skeleton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrIka8x9_w
InspiringBadger
More surprise spirals! Damn you Uzimaki, I can't enjoy this anymore...
BlackCatSerenade99900
I would be so scared to break the actual fossil!
Sagerider
With my luck I would have busted it into a million pieces if I even found one.
TheHawkRules
Something tells me you’re supposed to be a lot more careful with breaking away the rock, but hey, ya got it!
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
Praise Helix!
lemmonjello
I have fossilized coral from the top of a mountain in the interior of British Columbia. Its amazing to realize that where I stood was ocean
WombatWithWholeWheatWish
They are retarded?
chimmichurrichanga
That made me want a pineapple ham pizza
needtwoknow
God created those on day five
getmesomepizza1
Wait, so the gummy worms was still in there?
itnevertooklonger
Chocolates are like fossils, if you shop at the right place.
ariesshion
is it just me or did it move
xtrmmatt
You can feel the excitement
Lollooooo
Praise Helix
IdkWhatIsThis
For the less Rock inclined, how do you make sure you don't split in the middle of the fossil? Lucky guess?
maddeanimator10
How'd you know???!!
csquare
10/10 would break their fingers off
Vaxtin
skipweasel
You mean someone always sneaks the best ones out of the bottom layer before you get there?
Campfirebacon
Those goddamn mole people, ruined my day AGAIN
skipweasel
It's what they train for, it's what they live for.
Carefuler
Wouldn't it be freaky if someone found a fossil that was actually their ancestor!
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Instead of how they're always a great uncle's second cousin thrice removed
tr3buchet
how do they know something is in there?
youdonegoofed
The prophecy was foretold.
Jambersome
You could see it sticking out.
HerpestonMcDerping
Satan told them.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Fossils are everywhere. Anywhere there's a lot of mud, there will be dead stuff in it, and that mud will someday be rock
NotACanadian
Just whack at the shale until something appears
fbutt09
Archeologists can talk to rocks. Kind of like the horse whisperer but only with rocks
TheGuyWhoLetTheDogsOut
Geologist :P Archeologists only talk to human made stuff. Like a horse whisperer but with really old people.
fbutt09
Get from here boy, with your proper definitions and know how. GET NOW!
UndulatingTerrain
Paleontologists
mentaljake
SVcross
Omg it's god.
Icommentlatedude
Praise him
lncorrectGrammerNazi
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
thefuzziestofbutts
Praise helix!
Hargy89
So wait, is that thing still alive? Or is it amber-coloured for another reason?
dontsayretarded0itsgay
I also thought it should be rock colored. I don't think it's a fossil if the original material persists. It's just a shell and an impression
Contundo
i think its quartz
Bystandr
When they get "opalized" they are turned into a form of agate, which is a form of quartz, which is mostly SiO2
Mooniekate
The original shell is gone, having been crystallized by time/pressure. I think Contundo is right about it being quartz.
Taliska
Every time that rock broke I flinched...
goflyblind
another ammonite fossil? whatever shale we do?
RedRiotUnbreakable
Momma always said life was like a box a chocolates...
Snowey
It doesn't last long if you're fat
RedRiotUnbreakable
Nobody likes the dark ones.
R7D5
Just me screaming “GET A ROCK HAMMER FFS!!” At this then?
Bystandr
I thought his pick was a bit blunt for the job, but he was pretty good up to the last phase there.
TheInventor
Well.....eat it then!
FrostyRaptor
DontcallmeLen
CLARKSON!!
FasterThanAGreasedHam
dogsrcool87
MollyNapQueen
Before I knew this was fake it made me so damn pissed off.
illegalacorn
That was like 90% gravity
shakawhenthewallsfel
10% skill
ITScrub
And 100% reason to remember the name
k4FoodSmasher
Every time.
waluigihentai
Please someone tell me this isn't real
Bystandr
Says the professional archaeologist "waluigihentai"
TrueLegateDamar
It's from the show Arrested Development
Linson
.
bobbynixon
It’s real
MaximumRadius
If it's on the internet, first assume it's fake. Then do some research, and check the history of any sources. Don't feed the trolls.
hydrocarbon82
Unless it's political. In that case it's real and you are duty-bound to repost it. Also, the illuminati is real & jet fuel can't melt steel.
MaximumRadius
True, true. In the case of political posts, it's a matter of "Are you seeing this too? I can't be the only one."
Mockingbirb
This isn't real
Re1zMaster
Damn makes me cringe alot. Real or not.
GiftedMagnet
JimboChief
It’s from arrested development. But before I knew that, same reaction.
kreegaia
Oh thank god! I thought that was real.
HerrBisch
Did you know somebody pretty much did this with the skull of King Richard III of England when his remains were discovered a few years ago?
Rexli78
No the gaping hole in Richards Head was inflicted during the battle he died in.
HerrBisch
Nope, the person excavating him put an axe through his skull.
ThatGuyFromThatOneAnime
Battle of Hastings 1066? I’m guessing I can’t remember.
HerrBisch
The only source I can find to back me up is the Daily Fail website so I'm not going to link it, but I promise you it's true!
HerrBisch
Also if you watch this video, you can hear all about the wounds identified on his skeleton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrIka8x9_w