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Original: Aaron Gonzalez
Jun 13, 2025 2:20 PM
ReadyGo
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Original: Aaron Gonzalez
fknbastard
A pair of pants is still just one pants
Invisibleman1921
Bold move Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
BoomerTheYounger
I work at United Pant Shitters LLC Incorporated Company International Worldwide….so, no, it won’t work!
CountingOranges
Had a bunch of 18-19 year olds start at my factory. Like the whole hire of like 8 of them tried the shit your pants thing. My job learned after the first two kids did it. Now, if you shit your pants, you got home change and shower (you get one hour unpaid) and then you must come back. If you dont you lost 2 of your 7 yearly allotted points.
Reach 7, your fired.
Snooj
I was laid off two months ago. There's nothing I'd like more than to be at work today.
VodkaReindeer
*shat
Ssemo
Have a good* day at home
TinyLiehon
Can confirm. Got to go home. Did happen the one day we had a camera crew in the lobby so ... you know
Nonada
My wife had a coworker call out once because she pooped all her pants. At least, that's what she said and even if its a lie you've earned that day off because now you're the lady who pooped all their pants
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
Well, this ain't gonna work for me. 😔
Zincee
Considering that is coming from a sentient pair of pants, I think it just has a scat fetish and is looking for an excuse.
ReadyGo
it's a jeanius strategy
WhiskyBravo
The only downside being smearing your car seat with feces. Best to keep a large towel in the car at all times, just in case.
3rdoption
I'd have to eat them first.
ReadyGo
interesting strategy
Botticelliii
Dude! It didn't fucking work! They promoted me, and NOW I'M RUNNING THE DAMN COUNTRY!?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Peter Gibbons??
xXxX66SICKXxXx
Holy shit I love you for this comment!
RocMage
I tried this and it didn't work, but I work from home.
Mozzy4Ever
I accidentally tried this (trusted a fart after having a stomach bug) and couldn't leave work. Went to the bathroom, threw the underwear in the trash, cleaned up, and went back outside.
ReadyGo
try again just in case
VaultGirl69
That doesn't work for the president. Though I wouldn't call what he does working...
amp99
Sound.
Kuiper
I absolutely love the dude who shipped his bed. His delivery is perfect.
Plus shitting the bed is one of my favorite phrases. That and 'shit itself to death' I use that one a LOT when it comes to computers. iirc a few weeks ago I actually printed a tag for one of my server's drive cages that said exactly that.
RandomInternetAsshole
Too bad Kmart died. This commercial could be viewed as part of its death throes, I suppose.
MsMolly
Best commercials ever!