Plot twist: I don’t like sushi

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Tylenol: Wolf of Wall Street edition

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4

5480

Make big plays today

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143626

Nature’s annual strip show

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117268

WAKE UP

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10862

Ice cream believes in you

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just a friendly birthday reminder:

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7073

Your trashcan shares some words of wisdom:

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7845

When autocorrect isn’t the problem… it’s you

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7485

The many benefits of water!

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Turns out my knees don’t do cardio anymore

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118618

Unclench your jaw

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7370

The math checks out

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30375

Sleep schedule: in shambles

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71523

Lazy shoppers, this one’s for you:

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I would sacri-fries anything for you

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5

9959

Daily breathing exercises:

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225443

Earth questioning everything right now

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69837

My account was hacked..

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17

147092

Peck. Regret. Repeat.

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11

229967

Respectfully, iced coffee people are unhinged

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96313

Beat's hot, but the waffles are hotter

43

12

9718

What are we looking at?

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8

64011

Everybody loves lasagna!

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104537

Hot dogs are the best.

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14

116300

Bacteria just wants some alone time..

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8

12032

The heart needs to mind his business

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28

138074

This is your daily reminder to get outside

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He really puts the ass in potassium:

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18

133862

Happy Canada Day!

378

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151904

The octopus drama no one asked for:

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13628

You should never do this to a colander.

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16

102227

The sad truth behind garlic’s flavor..

853

60

166862

Avocados have two moods: Rock or Rot

44

12

8100

Don't be that parent..

36

28

5658

The wizard has spoken:

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109358

System Overload: Please Stand By

50

7

6152

How to leave work early: Advanced technique

345

27

114605

Getting ready to cancel in style

279

13

186396

Your vacuum is having a mental breakdown

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3

10523

STOP SCROLLING

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4

7377

Breaking news!

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20

49812

From candlelight to fireball real quick

219

28

91354

You are an absolute treasure..

264

9

80672

When life gives you lemons..

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27

94246

Sleep. Scream. Repeat.

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106756

Remember this if youre having a bad day

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26

94950

Love doing my job AND yours.

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37

101982

Silly goosery at it's finest

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22

185266

The "100 men vs 1 gorilla" outcome

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97172

Romantic? Or mildly threatening? You decide

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13

115988

A message for your friend:

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17

127312

Don’t fall for the dandelion propaganda

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101688

Cinnamon is made from what?!

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Do the thing!

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Send this to someone who hasn’t texted you back

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109831

When the sun get's burnt out:

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Ancient words of wisdom..

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18071

Oh look spring is here

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138873

You were born awesome!

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