I'm not addicted, just genetically obligated

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52040

Life is so hard right now..

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116034

When chocolate tries to rebrand:

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26

10181

Scientists forgot about the most common particle..

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17

83681

Send this to a friend that needs to hear it

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4

6985

Plot twist: I don’t like sushi

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73899

Tylenol: Wolf of Wall Street edition

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4

5782

Make big plays today

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144714

Nature’s annual strip show

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117711

WAKE UP

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11265

Ice cream believes in you

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8723

just a friendly birthday reminder:

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4

7213

Your trashcan shares some words of wisdom:

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5

7916

When autocorrect isn’t the problem… it’s you

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3

7532

The many benefits of water!

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57840

Turns out my knees don’t do cardio anymore

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118763

Unclench your jaw

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5

7419

The math checks out

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26

30542

Sleep schedule: in shambles

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71645

Lazy shoppers, this one’s for you:

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186030

I would sacri-fries anything for you

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5

10008

Daily breathing exercises:

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10

225691

Earth questioning everything right now

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69892

My account was hacked..

348

17

147216

Peck. Regret. Repeat.

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11

230289

Respectfully, iced coffee people are unhinged

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96378

Beat's hot, but the waffles are hotter

43

12

9755

What are we looking at?

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8

64058

Everybody loves lasagna!

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22

104607

Hot dogs are the best.

340

14

116418

Bacteria just wants some alone time..

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8

12057

The heart needs to mind his business

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28

138117

This is your daily reminder to get outside

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119513

He really puts the ass in potassium:

349

18

133932

Happy Canada Day!

378

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151962

The octopus drama no one asked for:

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12

13659

You should never do this to a colander.

434

16

102277

The sad truth behind garlic’s flavor..

853

60

166914

Avocados have two moods: Rock or Rot

44

12

8109

Don't be that parent..

36

28

5704

The wizard has spoken:

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45

109443

System Overload: Please Stand By

50

7

6176

How to leave work early: Advanced technique

345

27

114706

Getting ready to cancel in style

279

13

186517

Your vacuum is having a mental breakdown

38

3

10541

STOP SCROLLING

47

4

7406

Breaking news!

302

20

49921

From candlelight to fireball real quick

219

28

91414

You are an absolute treasure..

264

9

80706

When life gives you lemons..

224

27

94297

Sleep. Scream. Repeat.

299

36

106783

Remember this if youre having a bad day

231

26

94992

Love doing my job AND yours.

369

37

102042

Silly goosery at it's finest

378

22

185299

The "100 men vs 1 gorilla" outcome

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87

97212

Romantic? Or mildly threatening? You decide

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13

116024

A message for your friend:

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17

127365

Don’t fall for the dandelion propaganda

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34

101729

Cinnamon is made from what?!

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68194

Do the thing!

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