Beat's hot, but the waffles are hotter

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12

9188

What are we looking at?

173

8

63324

Everybody loves lasagna!

166

22

103857

Hot dogs are the best.

336

14

115054

Bacteria just wants some alone time..

44

8

11686

The heart needs to mind his business

397

28

137134

This is your daily reminder to get outside

371

61

118244

He really puts the ass in potassium:

345

18

133141

Happy Canada Day!

375

60

151102

The octopus drama no one asked for:

41

11

13414

You should never do this to a colander.

431

16

101849

The sad truth behind garlic’s flavor..

851

60

166202

Avocados have two moods: Rock or Rot

43

12

8036

The wizard has spoken:

368

45

108791

System Overload: Please Stand By

48

7

5942

How to leave work early: Advanced technique

345

27

114022

Getting ready to cancel in style

279

13

185520

Your vacuum is having a mental breakdown

38

3

10355

STOP SCROLLING

47

4

7220

Breaking news!

301

20

49096

Congratulations!!

50

7

10211

From candlelight to fireball real quick

219

29

90922

You are an absolute treasure..

264

9

80410

When life gives you lemons..

224

27

93812

Sleep. Scream. Repeat.

299

36

106392

Remember this if youre having a bad day

230

26

94624

Love doing my job AND yours.

368

37

101692

Silly goosery at it's finest

378

22

184598

The "100 men vs 1 gorilla" outcome

386

87

96892

Romantic? Or mildly threatening? You decide

332

13

115553

A message for your friend:

312

17

126867

Don’t fall for the dandelion propaganda

278

34

101396

Cinnamon is made from what?!

285

70

67956

Do the thing!

492

39

261858

Send this to someone who hasn’t texted you back

316

45

109271

When the sun get's burnt out:

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19

103407

Ancient words of wisdom..

61

5

17577

Oh look spring is here

317

19

138456

You were born awesome!

725

46

134478

The best part of waking up..

782

19

133852

Do you even upLIFT bro?

383

41

109603

Heart: let’s be responsible. Stomach: CUPCAKE TIME

200

23

117350

One of our biggest L's pre-covid

272

24

74430

Me in a nutshell:

260

16

77039

The game needs to be patched

364

60

161113

Banana bread at work dude? Hell yeah.

278

30

237192

You CAN do it!

429

13

92854

Get out while you still can..

473

16

107906

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE → immediate brick wall

233

18

239627

A perfectly valid Canadian conversation

29

5

6147

Don't break anyone's heart!

13

2

4606

He's kind of a big dill..

13

2

3861

No matter what happens, garlic bread’s got your back

63

13

12375

It's time..

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103

168678

I hope you have a bunderful day

25

5

6290

Laughter isn't medicine, it's a laxative

64

9

14524

Did i just say that out loud.

57

7

6327

Men are simple creatures.

55

24

8974

My playlist is a chaotic masterpiece.

83

25

18619

The algorithm has decided. There is no escape.

24

3

8079