Send this to someone who hasn’t texted you back
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45
109918
When the sun get's burnt out:
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104370
Ancient words of wisdom..
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5
18111
Oh look spring is here
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138920
You were born awesome!
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The best part of waking up..
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134257
Two guys who haven't seen each other in a while
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5
4058
Do you even upLIFT bro?
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109997
Heart: let’s be responsible. Stomach: CUPCAKE TIME
200
23
117720
One of our biggest L's pre-covid
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74647
Me in a nutshell:
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77268
The game needs to be patched
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161614
Banana bread at work dude? Hell yeah.
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You CAN do it!
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93154
Get out while you still can..
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108451
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE → immediate brick wall
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A perfectly valid Canadian conversation
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5
6237
Don't break anyone's heart!
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2
4750
He's kind of a big dill..
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2
3897
No matter what happens, garlic bread’s got your back
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It's time..
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I hope you have a bunderful day
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5
6379
Laughter isn't medicine, it's a laxative
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14659
Did i just say that out loud.
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7
6376
Men are simple creatures.
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9074
My playlist is a chaotic masterpiece.
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18920
The algorithm has decided. There is no escape.
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3
8176
Ewe wouldn’t believe this podcast..
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9
8522
It's pondering time!
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9871
Send this to someone who wears pants:
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2
2006
Overthinking: "But what if..?"
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2
9215
Germs when you drop food on the floor:
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Motivational mondays
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9129
Try this breathing technique:
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3
4003
How to say "snow" in Australia
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5
6411
This song is shrimply the best
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9
14456
Merry Crunkmas!
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217031
Digging holes AND graves
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4
2929
Open a history book and it’s all red flags
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330631
Plants plants plants
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2
13144
Optional = mandatory
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520027
Digestive System: The Musical
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18071
I hope this email never finds you.
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1
4749
Lemons are just a fruit remix
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32829
The pumpkin spice origin story
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9881
The same as last year??
23
1
4069
Congratulations!!
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7
10442
Depression is struggling with YOU
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12
10542
Carrot gets some bad news
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3
9462
Cut it out with that negative self talk
16
5
4570
just a simple drink…with 27 modifications.
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13876
Now I’m getting emotional about a sock..
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0
6045
Follow your heart ?
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4
11174
That's my FINal offer
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4
4702
How to speak like a Canadian ??
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216092
When you walk into the wrong hardware store
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10
12948
"I can change that"
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3558
I'm good, how are you?
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3
8951
Went for 2 things, left with a lifetime supply
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17
9374
Their relationship really.. fizzled out
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5842