Lazy ingenuity

Oct 19, 2024 11:18 AM

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Do people just carry around sharpies?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think that layout is up to health code.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

i think this comes off really rude tbh

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure I'd eat in a restaurant that gave that kind of access to the food. People are gross, dropping napkins would be the least worst thing to drop.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

FBI Agent: Sauce, Chili Sauce. Friends call me Chill. ?

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It's funny, but also a bit of a dick move.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And more napkins, there's six behind you.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 2

I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message on a napkin~

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Send out sauce"

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Reggatta de Blanc, I had that on cassette tape. Good times.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I haven’t seen this video in like six years!

9 months ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 4

First time for me, so it was worth it

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was high resolution back then.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In another 6 years it will just be am radio

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet they're still waiting for that chili sauce

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know what? You drop -anything- into my kitchen and you'll be getting your bill and a foot up your ass.

9 months ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 56

9 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 11

What about if they drop french fries in the deep fryer?.. what about that.?

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

I guess I'm at a fork in the road. If the service was already really good and there was already a playful rapport and maybe the server just left and they thought it would be received well. It's also possible this is super passive aggressive and the wait staff is either slammed or neglecting them

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The girls down below looked happily surprised

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I agree, that was disrespectful.

9 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 5

and they appeared to be completely offended.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Sure thing, when your wait staff don't come by, I'll just walk up and grab it from the kitchen myself, make sure to slip on something so I can get a lawsuit out of it.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I'm not here to get a foodborne illness because you thought service wasn't up to your standards.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

lets not play imaginary games, it didn't land in the food.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

That is a truly stupid consideration, thank you for clarifying your position.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lmao, maybe give him the chili sauce so he doesn't need to do things, but why would you do that right? Much better to get angry at him and kick him out and just wait for the next chance for this to happen.

so much anger all to avoid the root cause of the problem that the customer had to wait for so long his only option was to go into the kitchen himself and get it causing a safety problem or do this to cause a health problem which would cause you to clean your station, something you already do

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Or you could politely approach them and explain why this can be dangerous since they likely don't understand amidst their attempt to have a little fun. But hey, you could also be a dick.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If somebody designs a kitchen so that the diners can accidentally knock small objects off of wherever they're eating and have it fall into the prep area or frankly any other part of an active kitchen, that's on the fucking designer, who was an asshole

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes, it is bad design. The person who floats items out of their unwashed hands into the kitchen is also an asshole regardless of how 'good' the layout of the place is.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

"Former co-workers surprise their friends at work"

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Knowing the P.O.S. boss just left to bang his side piece, they hatched their plan."

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Points for advocating for food safety though

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was gonna say, I certainly hope they didn't drop a written-on (thus used) napkin into a food prep area, because that isn't actually funny.

9 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 7

As someone else said on another comment - there is 0 reason a food prep area should ever be under a balcony where customers sit. They are going to drop stuff.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Totally agree. And kick things off, or put their feet up on the railing. It shouldn't pass food safety.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's pretty selfish and entitled. And yet, here I am getting my highest engagement of the morning. Thanks for understanding. <3

9 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 8

Do you think a kitchen in a restaurant is a clean room? A napkin with writing on it isn’t going to infect the place. Jesus Christ.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Idiots who downvote you probably drink toilet water and act like cunts when eating out

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 18

And then don't tip.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

If my experience from my downvoted comments on things like puppies that are obviously ill treated, etc, we should just "let people enjoy things".

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Oh I have had this experience as well. Imgurians pretending to love animals yet these posts always make it FP

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Sure, downvote me. Plague rats.

9 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 62

Well now I did

9 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 6

I upvoted your original comment and downvoted this one :)

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You’re an equal opportunity voter. Kudos!

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Raccacoonie > Ratatouille

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, your original comment is no longer in the negatives!

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Truly a marvel. I think it made it down to around -20. Once people start piling on like that, there's usually no chance. My initial reply probably just looks like acerbic nonsense now!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It happens sometimes, when people in rising and most viral have very different morals than the people in usub newest. I've had it happen once or twice to comments on posts with "cute" animals in bad situations.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

*Pizza Tower rat noises*

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment shows your soul and it's ugly.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What a bad person I must be, to be upset at people for defending tainting an entire public foodservice operation for their own entitled desires. 8(

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

I am not talking about the people disagreeing with your point of view. I am talking about how you react when people disagree with you.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry for calling people plague rats when they defend their right to spread pathogens. I didn't know that you would upset you.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So lucky it didn't land in a pot or something.

9 months ago | Likes 505 Dislikes 3

I would hope they aren't doing food prep under a balcony.

9 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

It looks like setting up a table

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

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9 months ago (deleted Oct 19, 2024 2:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Unless they can control the wind, you cannot guarantee it would land with skill alone.

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

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9 months ago (deleted Oct 19, 2024 2:36 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

And then someone opens the door.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

There are still air currents indoors, especially in large open areas like this

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Also lucky they laughed and weren't as pissed as I'd be if some lazy ass dropped something into my kitchen as a joke.

9 months ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 8

Should the lazy ass get up and walk into your kitchen and grab it himself? be angry at your wait staff.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 43

But why is the lazy ass dropping notes to the kitchen staff instead of communicating their needs to the actual wait staff?
Why fly to anger? Just ASK them instead of playing games that waste everyone's time!

9 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

Who said anyone was angry? The staff were laughing at the end of it. Clearly, they thought it was funny, and I argue anything that makes your job more enjoyable is not a waste of time.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I was responding to the person above me who said that they should be angry at their wait staff.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait staff will go out of their way to avoid you in a lot of businesses, this is clearly one of those businesses. your only other option is this or walking into the kitchen to grab it yourself.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 23

ok boomer 👍

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry you've had those experiences. I still can't agree with harassing the kitchen staff over something the wait staff control.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think they are just avoiding you....personally

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

If I'm in a restaurant paying money why can't I have a reasonable expectation of service? The staff are also being paid to wait on me. Nobody is being rude, or entitled, or mean in this scenario. If your wait staff aren't doing their jobs it's okay to ask for what you need. And I shouldn't have to stand up and go find someone to get some chili sauce.

I don't agree with dropping a napkin but man I don't get how restaurant owners don't give a shit when people have bad experiences in their place.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 21

When the server arrives with your food, ask them for the condiments you want. If you don't do that, you fall in queue behind the next 16 tasks they have. If they're nice and the restaurant is properly staffed, they might go do it real quick while the food is hot. But don't act like getting up to get a condiment is some herculean task and your 25% tip that nets the server $20/hr is enough for them to tap your table 8x to see if you need the sauce you failed to order.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever worked in food service?

Waiting on your table isn't the waiters only job. At any time, there's 3 or fewer waiters in any establishment and they're *barely* being paid. They're not twiddling their thumbs out of boredom and neglect, they're serving 6 to 10 tables simultaneously and cleaning up after the slobs.

You're pushing the blame of poor service on overworked and underpaid staff, and management doesn't care cause you'll be back anyway. If you don't like it, cook at home.

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

So you're saying I should accept shitty service because some douchebag owner can't pay their staff more? No thanks. I work hard and sometimes I want to pay to eat out and be waited on. I'm insanely polite to wait staff and I tip 25% minimum. My comment literally says "restaurant owners." When I get bad service I'm not mad at the staff, because anyone with an ounce of awareness will realize the servers are working their asses off most of the time.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

No, what I'm saying that the kind of service you desire is a rarity because of lower prices and underpaid staff, and that if you don't agree with a business model you can simply *avoid it*. Don't go there anymore in favor of more professional environments, super simple stuff. I fail to see how so many people have trouble with this concept. Said restaurant owner knows damn-well you'll be back to throw more money at him so why change the pace?

Also:

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2