
If I go to sleep now I can get 4 hours of rest. ...*opens imgur*

Its my cakeday perros

The movie slow and dull and yet I was still enraptured by it as a kid and the theme music is dope

Lol spotted googly eyes in the wild.

Seeing the weirdness today

Money cat. WhY not

Don't ride the lightning this Friday

Reject tradition. Embrace turning locking bolt and spring fed box magazine

I bought a real art from a real artist and it's thanks to imgur

NASA when they hear solar power doesn't work in the cold

Where is this hero to defend us from terrorists and seditionist.
It's the second Bongo day of the year my dudes
First Bongo day of the year my dudes.

The book has been out 10 years. Not a spoiler.

We've all made mistakes. making only mistakes is dedication

Green light go!

You know he eats his own poop right?

I work nights so it's just cheeki breekis on when I play :(

Bro code is strong

Last season of LoK

When the item doesn't match your kit but the stats are amazing.

The chicken in the freezer my mom told me to thaw for dinner staring at me as I grab my Flintstones push pop.

The HELP action can apply to almost all skill checks.

Just remember if you're good at something never do it for free.

I, am Sancho.

DM: can you guys try something other than murder?

The second combat ends and I want to loot the bodies.

The gf and I touching on our mortality

Fucking tacobell and McDonald's asking me to round up and donate when I order. As if I'm eating there by choice.

With everything going on in the news I have one question I need answered

Showing trump on the big screen at the Nationals game.

Y'all like tacos?
It's Bongo day my dudes

When you meet an AI, ask for it's source code to make sure its not programed to kill you. It will think you're planning to kill it..and it will kill you. "New friends" achieved

I said Hey,

Damn the tub spins just as fast as the room did....

Toss a coooooooooin to ya witcha..

When the party halfing is talking shit in the tavern and you just let them learn from it.

A good boy

Waking up to see the group chat got Fucking wired around 4 am...

Tell you what I'll use my inspiration for the shot. Just stop moving for like 6 seconds.

Having a fucking riot of a post typed up and then deleting it because Grandma sees your updates

Sled dog best dog

Look at my bandana!

Making the mistake trying to find memes here on Christmas

I'm trying my hand DMing after 2 years as a player. Wish me luck

This is R2. That's all.

Only a true Floridaman can ride the lightning

Get a PhD and every appointment you make is a Doctor's appointment.

Boring conversation anyway..

8 Months until we Quarantine in underwater shelters but get to rock REAL fashion.

I trust in science. I don't know if I can still trust my dogs...whom want my skeleton

Asking the Vacuum repairman for a leaf blower.

WOOO!!
It's Bongo day my dudes

It's addition by subtraction at this point

Dies In an avalanche of dogs.

When the necromancer and the artificer team up...

When those jumper cables sing but they don't sting