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May 29, 2025 12:51 AM

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Protip: If you're getting gel or dip, use sunscreen on your fingers before... that UV shit will fuck your hands up.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Excellent

2 months ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago (deleted May 29, 2025 10:23 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Did you watch the whole vid?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as you feel Bonita! Do you! I can't wait till I get my tech degree and I can help people feel Bonita!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guys painting their nails wasn't even noteworthy in the 90s where I'm from.

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

ngl i thought I was in enemy territory

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's literally always this especially here. Actual guys with strong opinions about masculinity and nails wouldn't bury the lede, they'd just start yelling right off.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

very well put and I agree with your assumption.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aGh5cnZwOTF3bDJ1dnB0YWhnbGYxMDZicmhjOHBnaTI4NzUyNGpjZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1gVUaecikTCJi3Xpd2/200w.webp

2 months ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 4

I feel like this is unintentionally associating nail painting with being feminine which is the opposite of the message of the post. Again, unintentionally but anyone can paint their nails and could be important to not have the first thought be drag queen

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

That wig must be 90% hairspray

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There is no wig. Only hairspray. It's like a helmet.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe I'm old school, but I don't get mad about you getting your nails painted with your wife. I legitimately could not imagine giving a fuck about your nails one way or the other.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You have to watch the rest of the video, he ends up talking about nail painting technique.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#firsthalf

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

When my daughter was little, she would paint mine. We had so much fun doing it and showing the neighbors.

2 months ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Never done my own nails, bit growing up I would help paint my mom's nails all the time. It's fun!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I'm thinking about how *skilled* 40K painters should consider going into nail painting services.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not about whether you can do your own nails, it's about the social outing, the extras like the paraffin peel, maybe a pedicure, it's a whole thing. I would go with my ex when she was stressed and we'd both get mani/pedis and she'd vent about whatever. It was an easy pick me up and cost me less than dinner and a movie.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a lot of peopling. I even avoid getting my hair cut just simply because during my time off I’d much rather stab my eyes out than have to be around people other than my wife and my fur creatures

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. I resented scheduling an appointment, taking time out of my day, and paying money to get a simple haircut I could do for myself with some Wahl clippers and two guards. Which is what I do now. BUT, if hair places were still like old barber shops and gave me the hot towel, shave, haircut, cologne, etc, then I could definitely be convinced to spend the extra money. It's the difference between maintenance and a luxurious experience.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IDK, I always thought guys are happy not having to do these time and money consuming make-up habits, like girls.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

💯

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always thought it was kinda dumb for a guy to paint his nails.
I've always thought it was kinda dumb for a woman to paint her nails.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Growing up, about once a month my parents would invite friends over and a pedicure. They would spend the evening sitting around drinking coffee and whatnot, having their feet done in turn.
Which was great for me because they were in another part of the house and more or less forgot about me if I stayed quiet enough. Never dis get the whole ‘person touching your feet’ thing. Until I went through chemo and it fucked up my feet royally. Now their age then, I get it. I want a pedicure. It’s lovely.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My gf did that in high school to me all the time, I think it’s was like the equivalent of them marking their property.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I really like this guy's thick mustache. A lot of dudes will shave their mustache if it's vertically thick, but this guy really rocks it.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this man!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hadusinthefirsthalf.jpg

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new evolution of men.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Alternative culture guys been painting nails and wearing eye makeup and getting beat up for it for ages.

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yes, but at least in my experience, the famous Henry Ford quote applies: you can have any color you like, as long as it's black... I haven't seen any guys wearing colors. But I live in a small Midwestern city, so it's probably different in the bustling coastal metropolises.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bigots don't care if you use other colors than black. They see black makeup and they'll beat your ass.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe they should apply that logic to their vice president...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw red, blue and green in the 1990s. The punk guys wouldn't do glitter pink or baby blue because most of their outfits were in bold colors.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IDGAF what it says on the bottle, if you don't buy that stupid light then those fxxxers are never gonna dry

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ewww... she got those ugly ass long nails that make it harder to do everything, but drugs. learned that from my time in public schools

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m a dude with painted nails. Fake, but I paint them myself. Short, because I want color, NOT length. I ended up deciding the fake route was best. If one comes off, I pick it up and glue it back on like nothing happened.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gells are not that hard to do once you have messed up 50 times. Gotta put the work in

2 months ago | Likes 379 Dislikes 0

I ain’t got time for that. Besides, how else am I supposed to get the scuttle?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By the 50th time, you've nailed it?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dry nail polish decals are super cheap and last a LONG time. Cone off with regular acetone nail polish remover.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So basically just do all your finger nails 5 times and you're a master.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do them all the time. It's no more difficult than regular polish, it's not like holding your nails under a lamp after every coat takes any skill.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same with art.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of complicated braids. I had an executive ask me how/who did my hair. I told her I just kept watching youtube vids and trying until my fingers learned how.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to do my own gel manicures at home, and it actually wasn't hard at all. You just have to buy the lamp. Now I use press-on nails and they are so much easier. Just glue those suckers on once every 2-3 weeks.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What brand do you use

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The nails themselves are Modelones brand and cost like $8. The real MVP is the glue, a brush-on called Nailbond. I have found that roughing up the natural nail and the back of the press on with a file or nail dremel also helps.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a licensed nail tech, and my husband has been having me regularly do gel nails on him for over a decade now. I specialize in nail art, so he's usually got Fallout or Ninja Turtles or something fun painted on them.

2 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I only have 10 fingers so how would that work

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You don't have forty toes?

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Oh good, they have imgur in Chernobyl now.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's actually AI in Chernobyl.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Digital stack overflow

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife is semi pro and just switched from gel and UV to something new that requires like 8 coats but it doesn't damage her skin. Best part this new stuff doesn't even smell at all! Looks better and lasts longer. If anyone actually reads this I'll ask her tomorrow what she really uses.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reasonable rates? /s

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She does it for fun. If you come over our house and want your nails did, she gets so pumped. She has a full time job as a director at our museums.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask, please. I'd really like to know!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here you go! She said it doesn't last as long as gel. But no UV light doesn't damage her skin. https://us.manucurist.com/

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice, thank you!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As they say, you become good at anything you practice so be careful what you practice.

2 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Don’t fear the warrior that knows 10,000 punches, fear the warrior that practiced the same punch 10,000 times.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm a squishy ball of squish. I fear any warrior.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yak now, i dunno that i ever hear it said that way before.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yea my engrish was awful

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We were going to a beach wedding. GF dragged me to get a pedicure to fix my "dinosaur toes". Damn. Life changing.

2 months ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 0

I could never... As long as I'm not unconscious, I start kicking people touching my feet.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude it's legit. I never used to have anyone, including my wife, touch my feet. I agreed to go after she refused to sleep next to me in bed because my Flintstone feet drew blood one night.

Lemme tell you something, those ladies changed my life. We go once a month and I'm like Norm (RIP) up in that place. They all know me and they pamper the shit out of me.

If anyone is on the fence, give it a chance. Oh and get that clear coat in your toes and it helps keep them looking clean and healthy.

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Same. My wife took me as a random Saturday surprise. Now we go every month together.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Nice toes/feet and a good bonding experience with wifey, sounds like two big wins!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a cat I don't like it when people touch my feet

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I took my sons to get pedicures. They were upper high school and college. The techs kept talking about their big feet and laughing. So awkward that I was there, but they thought it was great. Oldest goes with his wife now sometimes.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

At 6 and 1/2 ft. Tall. And over 300 lb. I love getting a pedicure.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My 71 yo dad, who drove a cement truck for 40 years, gets pedicures every other month. He hates the skin buildup.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I usually handle it myself because ingrown toenails, once I get that fixed though, you best bet I'm going to get a pedicure, my big bald and bearded self would love his feetsies cared for

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So cute!!! “Feetsies” is adorable.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

absolutely. I can't bend for shit due to a fucked up back, so having it done is just the obvious thing to do. Plus, I've had a split nail for over a decade that just will not heal, so she tries to maintain it from getting worse.
And my feet overall feel better.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, man, right!? I'm a middle aged white cis male and I was always of the 'not paying $30 for someone to clip my toenails' mindset; but once I tried it I got addicted. My feet just feel good afterward.

2 months ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's def not just clipping. Foot health is important for sure. I'm so glad you found it and it makes you happy!!! Just don't go to the ones with the dead skin eating fish lol

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a salt scrub w/mine. Fcking awesome!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My GenX husband would rather die.

And someday he’ll have to get a podiatrist to do it and have way less fun than me.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The shop my GF goes to had a retired NASA engineer (seriously) who worked part time, so she set me up with him. The guy-guy thing made the first visit less traumatic, but after that it was a non-issue.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My husband has certain areas where you cannot take the GenX out of him. This is one. I’ve found that he needs “permission” from other men to consider things like this. Like, he used to question my continued work with a PT until some retirement finance bro advised a budget line item for PT and massages. Suddenly he was okay with it. Smh.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tell him he has my permission, and if he still resists tell him we will arm wrestle for it. I win, he goes. I lose, I'll skip a pedicure.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lucky, I got a pedicure and the next day had some of the worse toe pain I've ever had. Working construction did not help, but I'd hoped the steel toe boots would take pressure off of them

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

This was my experience the one time I splurged on a manicure. The cuticle trimming was extremely painful and hurt for days and I was like fuck that.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry that was your experience. I've had some owie pedicures. But now I've found the absolute Toe God who is very gentle. I love that man

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sad to hear. Ive gotten lucky i guess. Every pedicure ive had have been amazing.
Id recommend giving it another go. Make sure to check the reviews tho

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I do tend to get frequent ingrown toenails as well, and apparently my toes/ toe nails are pretty odd, so I'm thinking it's s me thing. Anything not involving the nails felt pretty good though

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, the ingrown toenails hurt like a sonofabitch. It’s why I get pedicures regularly - I’m prone to them and want to avoid them.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Should see a podiatrist about that if you can. They can chemically cauterize the corners of the nail and prevent it happening again

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0