ubermonkey21

90813 pts · July 14, 2012


Not going to lie...

Points 1517
Comments 107
Views 48156

Not a Catholic, anymore, but they might get me dipping in some holy water for this

Points 802
Comments 67
Views 31062

If only there was a witness to all of this, or a photograph, or a flight log, or a video....

Points 510
Comments 27
Views 7432

I had a hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles!

Points 34
Comments 7
Views 862

White Chicks 2 promos

Points 41
Comments 4
Views 1910

Lest test out these new imgur servers. I'm walking here

Points 33
Comments 14
Views 1021

We are the sweatiest creatures because we are persistent hunters, not because of Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme with creamy jalapeño sauce and Guacamole.

Points 29
Comments 19
Views 1587

Wombat's pouches face backwards

Points 1127
Comments 64
Views 37528

When I win the lottery, I wouldn't say anything but there would be signs

Points 874
Comments 46
Views 28423

"Satire"

Points 797
Comments 57
Views 12170

Tried to reorganise my folders and lost my cat honks and cats crying when being pulled away. Please kind cat people, can I have some kitty cats?

Points 66
Comments 11
Views 1882

Bitch, I'm a cow!

Points 30
Comments 11
Views 966

The same thing happened to me?!? No one likes a play doh thief Kevin!

Points 60
Comments 11
Views 1653

The Scots really do have an unique style of profanity

Points 1493
Comments 138
Views 48883

The Beholder saw everything

Points 27
Comments 3
Views 1102

Coffee, bringing the dead back to life one cup at a time

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 1183

This one trick will help you survive a knife fight- Sean Connery probably

Points 670
Comments 33
Views 25865

Whoopi- freakin-doo. I have evolved into the Grinch

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 781

I too have a cheese hole

Points 69
Comments 18
Views 1574

My childhood pool was apparently filthy. Fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn

Points 23
Comments 7
Views 1044

See USA. This what you do with fascists. The Brazilian got there before you. Brazil!

Points 44
Comments 8
Views 693

I'd watch a remake of Disney's Robin Hood animation with just turtles. Just four turtles. And a rat. And they are ninjas

Points 62
Comments 9
Views 1290

Don't worry Jerry Newman from across the street is watching and will be voting the opposite.

Points 52
Comments 12
Views 1616

My 16th favourite and prophecy fulfilled.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 357

BG3 might be out of ideas

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 872

Boys being boys

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 1207

Money > Values

Points 32
Comments 19
Views 790

Needed a new reaction because of RHM...and THT...and Wednesday Christina Ricci

Points 2
Comments 6
Views 876

Who wants to get a head of lettuce ready?

Points 843
Comments 98
Views 33204

When 420 gives you the Ménage à trois 69 vibes

Points 1041
Comments 47
Views 43070

My mum said no

Points 2046
Comments 188
Views 55600

Maybe ice cream gives joy. And RHM

Points 886
Comments 67
Views 37941

The introverts here will leave no comment, curse me under their breaths cause they know it's, and begrudgingly upvote the post. They will then scan the comments for the best insults from the extroverts who claim to be introverts.

Points 12
Comments 8
Views 744

We might have the same mother

Points 35
Comments 14
Views 1293

Noooo! They're all going to laugh at you! (Anyone remember comedy albums?)

Points 343
Comments 37
Views 18230

Cocain is hell of a drug

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 545

Come see the glory that is the Acorn

Points 56
Comments 3
Views 312

Merry Christmas from Ramsi. He will not be sharing his gorilla with you.

Points 28
Comments 1
Views 199

Top comment will be the guy reacting to Beethoven dropping a new single.

Points 39
Comments 20
Views 1475

This seems revalent for some reason

Points 2070
Comments 170
Views 70608

Remember bravery only exists when there is fear. The next step is burning it all down

Points 1
Comments 6
Views 641

A scammer just scam piece of "art" for 6.5 million dollars. The artist on imgur provide more value to society than these thieves.

Points 18
Comments 8
Views 749

I wonder what his golden parachute looks like?

Points 1886
Comments 52
Views 59777

If you wear rose coloured glasses, red flags just look like flags...hmmm...she said what?...really...huh...Well I never

Points 616
Comments 43
Views 34351

A little bit of hope for the future

Points 2352
Comments 259
Views 69622

The 2024 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards finalists. Voting for the People's Choice Award started on 26th September! There are 44 choices!

Points 25
Comments 1
Views 836

Now me!

Points 774
Comments 96
Views 38705

Jesus who loves borders, guns, unborn babies, and economic prosperity

Points 441
Comments 138
Views 28752

One for Tweetie, one for Sweetie, one for Petey, and finally, one for FRANK. Roll for initiative

Points 769
Comments 114
Views 39534

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.

Points 1116
Comments 141
Views 50026

I did not.

Points 48
Comments 24
Views 1345

I Knew It! Well, I suspected it. Fine, I wrote fan fiction about it.

Points 38
Comments 6
Views 1075

Funny enough I have the same hat

Points 1948
Comments 127
Views 58687

Be weird and excellent to one another

Points 44
Comments 13
Views 1020

So that Key and Peele bit with all the football players was or wasn't a joke

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 745

Flight of the Navigator: Judgement Day

Points 26
Comments 14
Views 806
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