Friendly fire with benefits
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I wonder what his golden parachute looks like?
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Be weird and excellent to one another
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Jesus who loves borders, guns, unborn babies, and economic prosperity
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I Knew It! Well, I suspected it. Fine, I wrote fan fiction about it.
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1075
Flight of the Navigator: Judgement Day
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806
I wasn't into Snu snu before...
1999
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69892
So Jurassic Park is a bunch of bullshit?!? Well it was nice while it lasted *proceeds to burn it all down*
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Smooth as ....Survey says...silk...sandpaper...pap smear
2134
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I thought this was land if the free!
1324
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Frankenbaby
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1676
Screw you Summers. Three things are going to happen. I hit you. You hit the floor. Jean and I go out for X tra credit.
1993
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52278
Well, now I don't feel bad for ordering the extra large with cheese
85
33
2923
Damn. I only ordered a pizza from my mechanic.
852
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37180
The Green Party's new candidate
10
3
596
Blue ribbon Raccoon shower beer recovery regime
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52013
Wilson! My Balls! Willllson!
27
4
451
2X Dutch Bonus!
24
4
355
She's my little bean burrito
815
72
32062
My little green owl hates this hack
15
5
881
Joe Biden ends presidential run...fuuuuuuuuuunnn
19
25
1949
The RNC after hours is crazy
22
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837
I was going to get so many likes and at least one pizza my heart but then the gunman missed
42
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1240
Felt that in my plums
1570
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Don't just stand there Susan!
1262
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52848
Only one note, it should have been a Wendy's
11
0
556
MIL gets a new ringtone
18
7
817
Past lives stirring
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44288
I got 99 Brooklyns and a kink ain't one of them
584
40
30010
Two seconds of Joy for you
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36666
Smokin
16
7
665
Now that's a protest
1770
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58241
My friend says that my music algorithm is broken. No, they are broken
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43422
We don't deserve dogs
45
5
1440
What a poor man. Snorts Nutella from the jar.
26
8
1087
Jesus you're amazing. Let's invade France
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WhO CoUlD hAvE PrOdEcTeD This?!?
798
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And I'll do it again Fabi-nope!
18
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547
Even Germany voted for it. Togo wtf I expected better!
535
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Wait it's always been cake? How far back does the cake go?
14
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619
For the love of Valen, don't touch it!
22
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904
Sounds like the plot of an 80s movie staring Martin Short, Gena Davis, and a cameo by Dustin Hoffman in Drag
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Damn comedians, how dare they make fun of the current state of news media in ...checks notes...1970!?! Oh raspberries... we are f
914
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Gotcha arguments are used often by tools, hypocrites, and fans of Hitler!
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1014
0_0 16sticks.....jfc
13
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906
Doesn't syphilis cause brain damage? I think I understand Grandpa now
1375
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I'm sorry, to do what to his wife?!?
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7
1217
Existence is pain, especially for Lemurs
888
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41151
Oh no you didn't just put your broke ass evil Weevil eggs in my Acorns!!!
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1675
General Hux's speech in German really drives home who the Empire really is.
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Did Darwin win a Darwin award?
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Germany legalises Cannabis. A German can but to 25 grams a day. Here is a video of the German scientists who conducted the study.
425
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11544
I was this days old when I learned that Snoop Dogg was on episode of the TV show Monk. He also made a cover of the Randy Newman theme song.
28
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1186
"Yo what the fuck" is great but this devastating. Just saving it because I couldn't find it.
18
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784
Well fuck, Trump 2024 and TruthSocial are fully funded.
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30
1190
The Karen's are getting bolder every day.
30
3
1352
I'll get the baby wipes and .... hey Google What alcohol pairs best with ass?
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2392
A hate crime in parts of Italy
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The decision was unanimous?
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And that's why Great Britain was able put down the rebellion in British North America
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