Oh look! Something useless that I don't nee-I WANT IT NOW.

Aug 17, 2020 11:35 PM

LogicDude

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Steam engine

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Immediately thought of the kids boat from Ponyo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like it has a bad timing belt.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hero's engine.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamn I always wanted my own mini Bunsen burner!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wonder how long it takes for the water to boil off, and if that time changes if size is scaled up. Might be impractical if it goes quick.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Balls out

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hero's Engine - made one for a science fair in 8th grade. Beat out the whole school, then the region, won $100, got a medal, made the paper

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds like what happens as I clinch ass speed walk to the bathroom. praying to lord the sounds the only thing slipping past my o-ring.

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

That is wonderfully or frighteningly specific.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It was simply water that was added right? Thats pretty cool.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of this holiday ornament my mom had. Light the candles on the bottom; heat rises and makes figures rotate and strike bells.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called an aeolipile.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of heartless bastard downvotes this?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

One with ears

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there seems to be water and water vapour leaking from those 3 bent tubes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slaves are cheaper.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me the Inception movie

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you need this, check out pop pop boats.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

replace water with lighter fluid

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hero would be proud.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Finally.. A Hero boiler

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ahh the Hero's turbine. The Romans invented it as a toy and never understood it's potential.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

An aeolipile, deviced by Hero of Alexandria. The fastest man-made object on earth for nearly 2000 years prior to the industrial revolution.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Except arrows, slingshots, things dropped off cliffs...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't necessarily rotate, do they? It's fairly obvious that we're talking about rotational speed here, given the nature of the device.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ok, then provide a link showing a pre industrial age bow&arrow, slingshot or manmade object dropped off cliff rotating faster than 1500 rpm.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No buddy... 'fastest man-made object on earth' means linear speed, even next to a picture of a rotor. Anyway, whips are supersonic.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

please define "fastest" and metric, because I highly doubt that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

RPMs? Doubt that too considering bow drills were used for firestarting thousands of years earlier. Probably something over specific...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 1500 rpm, significantly faster than any bow drill.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about a mammoth rolling down hill?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since when are mammoth's man-made? At 1500 rpm the centrifugal force would tear the animal to pieces. I can't tell if you're being serious.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fastest rotating*. About 1500 rpm.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am sure I have seen one of these that actually uses the power to run a dynamo to charge your phone. I may have dreamed that tho’

5 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 2

Yeah, and peltier cells to convert directly to electricity. Absolute fucking garbage efficiency though.

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

https://www.bioliteenergy.com Close but not maybe not quite what you dreamed

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

steam engine

5 years ago | Likes 692 Dislikes 1

I found it but the link is too long. Dm me if you have interest. $56 USD pretax.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It only took me like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven tops...

5 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Fucking love this movie.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hero's Engine

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

what movie is this from?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Atlantis

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Didn't the ancient Romans have similar steam engines that they used at parties to entertain guests???

5 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

It's called an aeolipile.

5 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

No that's one of those people that diddle little boys

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

No that's a pedophile. An aeliopile is a person who loves fire.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

No thats a pyromaniac. What you're thinking of is an enclosed pressurized substance that can be released as a fine spray.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No that's aerosol, I think what they meant was the outer part of the nipple

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes but their ones ran dynamos that charged phones.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Greeks actually

5 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

And then, like always, the Romans stole it

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And it was viewed more as a kid's toy than anything.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Egyptians

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Romans and Greeks were the same people for quite a while

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

when?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on how you what to look at it but at least from the Battle of Actium (31 BC) until well after 330 AD. Look up Greco-Roman empire

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's probably true, hell the Romans took Greek gods and just renamed them.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Then the Greeks took over management of the Roman Empire after the fall of Rome.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Greeks had a bull that is pure nightmare fuel.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Read up on the inventor of the brazen bull, you’ll find out he was the very first test subject in a fucked up way ;3

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A "hero turbine.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they weren’t considered novelties & combined them with the gearing in the Antikythera mechanism they could’ve had steam power by 150AD

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Unfortunately slaves were cheaper.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mining and metal processing hadn't caught up yet tho. They couldn't make anything big and powerful enough to utilize it fully.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

But when slave labour is so cheap, why bother? Noone cared about engines until we found a problem muscles couldn't solve: flooded mines.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Now hold on just a minute. You could totally solve that with more muscle, especially slave muscle. It's just wayyyy more expensive.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Just keep sending the slaves in until they displace all of the water.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And then send even more slaves to drag all the dead ones back out.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0