5loyal5khan55
148951
1997
40
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May 28, 2018 6:36 AM
5loyal5khan55
148951
1997
40
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SadieMuffins
I wish errors looked like this!
iPhoenixOnImgur
This made me laugh so hard that I scared the birds outside.
MaadMaanMaatt
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Denamic
Violets aren't blue and roses aren't necessarily red
MarcAFK
It's just reporting the state of roses and violets, if you want them a different colour you have to code it in.
mirdarthos
It's supposed to be a love poem, instead this is a hate poem
ManBreaker
"Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. " - Filipe Fortes.
ZeGlunz
Roses are red, violets are blue. I must eat yoghurt off of you.
MightyIink
im a lazy notepad coder and i have to count the lines to find it :3
deltajesus
Download notepad++.
dietderpsy
Embrace me!
expfarrer
loled();
Ignatiusflo
This is why I gave up learning Javascript.
LeftRightThere
Well, if Web Design isn’t your thing but you still want to code become a sys admin and use PowerShell. Super easy and powerful.
LeSmelborpOfImgur
Python is an easy language to start coding.
PaintPencilInk
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dtek
Your compiler is a poet, and it doesn't even know it.
CodeXCDM
STOP IT I MEAN IT! ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT!?!
secretoaster
Syntax error
Shargan8
I feel like this is the the smallest of inconveniences you can run into while programming. Often errors are self-evident or IDE tells you
ibeatjake
Until it doesn’t tell you but still doesn’t work. Or works just not in the right way.
drdopehat
Beautiful
jazzie366
Why the fuck is this not 69? Missed opportunity.
Hatsunn
ItsATideAd
Its at 666 i cant upvote this im sorry
FlysaMinelly
Plot twist it’s actually on line 23
JustChilIing
It's on line 42, everyone knows that.
IIHalezII
and violets are purple..
TheWhiteRat
Yep. You screwed up 9 lines ago but the compiler didn't notice until then.
LeftRightThere
Painfully true if you’re testing an ASP partial view with a _Layout
StormWingDelta
No no no, it's not on line 32 or 23 it's somewhere near the top of the file or playing ninja elsewhere.
SpodgyTwoSugars
I like this compiler. Try javascript - there was an error so I'm going to ignore all your script and display a blank screen. Have a nice day
thefrompleman
M8 js is one of the easiest languages to debug, both Firefox and chrome have some p useful debugging tools
innoxiosmors
debugger;
Devilchat
Console.log(lineNumber); after every line
ibeatjake
Looks like fun.
DaveNI
U would love COBOL. 500 lines and u get "error at or after line 0". Fucking compiler is a troll.
Neoqueto
Friend. Have you heard about PHP? Check reply to this comment to bring back nightmares.
Neoqueto
500 Internal Server Error
deltajesus
Unless it's all minified, chrome'll tell you the line number, and anything node will do the same.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
Well it writes what was wrong into the log. If it showed the error (that some random background script failed) via alert or whatever it 1/.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
would be obtrusive for the user.
LupusIgnis
C: "You want me to do something to [16] in an array of length 10? Sure, let me just do that to whatever is 7 spaces after the array end"
KnowerOfNothing
"Oh, that's code. Whatev SEGMENTATION FAULT
mabbo
C will let you cut your own hands off if you ask it. In programming languages, constraints free you.
ThatBinaryGuy
No, you just suck at debugging javascript.
SpodgyTwoSugars
I know that too - I'm using typescript
Vectron
Yup. To double down you can go for writing shaders for webgl. Suddenly a black canvas? Who knows what went wrong! TFG for version control.