
God damnit this thing is good.

smh.. why people say all white people are they same I'll never know.

MFW i have to share my dong-cake with friends.

"Mostly Positive"

The north of England today.

Well, i tried...

I picked my lost cat up today...

You know when you look at a word over and over, and eventually the word just starts looking wrong and you cant say why?

Shot in the dark

Well, this is one small website you didnt manage to hug to death Imgur.

MFW Someone doesnt respect my apache helicopter pronouns and i'm forced to go on a strafing run in retaliation

MFW I got the animal shelter, and the sweetest looking staffordshire bull terrier has been in kennels for over 2 years now

Oh shit

I did the thing.

Note to self: Dont leave the wrapped presents for holly where she can find them

Oh XKCD and your 20/20 foresight.

One of my favourites from XKCD to date

proper working lunch

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

For my cake day, have this picture of a crab that stole a dudes knife

Cute kitten & epic rig.. must be nice.

imagine growing up thinking you killed Santa.

Felt this had to be revived, its just so good.

The HTML4 logo made me chuckle

This will be my parenting style.

MRW my boss tells his wife hell be home for 4 cause shes struggling with the kids, and stays at work till 5

Our Lord and saviour watches over me always

MFW i show my 9gag'ing friends an image on the Imgur app and they ask "is that reddit?"

yabba dabba doo

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Oh, this is the end. My only friend, the end.

Displayed tenfold in parental figures.

This speaks to me on so many levels

So I cracked out the old N64.. I booted up banjo kazooie and tears began streaming down my face

*twitch*

Well whatever floats your boat

Dont do drugs kids!

Ah yes, a timeless classic.

So i bought take on mars..

upvotes for all

I think it makes a good wallpaper

Classic bobby

MFW i finish the last episode of firefly

When'sa your dolmio day?

punchline

Why is this even a resolution option

working sOoOoOoO hard

exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)

I do this more than i care to admit

I dont know why this made me laugh... its such a bad joke.

I think i went too far

Any sentence beginning with "im not a racist but..."

Hodor.

Help me usersub

paint me like one of your french girls

Just saw this on LinkedIn.. *cringe*

Im doomed to fail...

My god.. This day needs to arrive.

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Why not zoidbird?