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I'm not a fan of it, nor do I even have a Twitter account, but I do like bad dad jokes!
Jul 25, 2023 9:21 PM
Rithale87
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I'm not a fan of it, nor do I even have a Twitter account, but I do like bad dad jokes!
AmeliaTheDragon
Does that make videos on Twitter xvideos now?
lordofthegoats
X makes a Sh sound in a few languages so it could be Sheets.
salunatics
x-cretions?
SoftKleenex
I want to watch all the videos on x
leftylooseyrightytighty
Pack a lunch
ministryofpeace
Xcreets
sixtimesseven
Pretty sure it'll have this one
GimmeSomeSugar
This is, as the French say, très amusant.
MadCat221
Excretives, maybe.
BootsDusty
BootsDusty
PuchMaxi
Sheet!
WinstonSmith101
X-crements
HandoB4Javert
Notthewatdabney
Click on the X. Make it go away. Job done.
combofry
It means X gonna give it to ya
thebadmonkeyman1
X is the first step to making a swastika I believe
BaconAlmighty
they are called xylophones now
a2s2020
What about people who turn out to be Xylophobic?
ChrisYourself
It's whatever X gives you
leftylooseyrightytighty
X = 42?
Skywarp5150
Xclamations.
witheredspoon
Xeets ... pronounced "Cheats"
Hekatombe
I will keep pronoucing the X as SH
usernamesarenotcomments
To our group "xeet" was a version of "cheat" everyone would know to be sarcasm. Something to yell when someone headshot you.
vigilantinfidel
Xeets? Do you pronounce it like "zits" but with an Italian accent?
TheGriffin
I call them Yeets
KamikazeGerbil101
ilovebigmutts
You mean American X. Most definitely.
D1RTYPENGU1N
It’s fucking Xeets. So fucking dumb. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/07/25/twitter-rebrand-new-logo-faqs/70465203007/#
Rogahar
Best part of all this, to me, is that everybody's still going to call it Twitter. Even if some people call it X first, someone else will go "what?" and they'll have to clarify "that site that used to be called Twitter" and the other person will go "oh right, yeah."
dbbbbs
The value of x is unknown.
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
X will have xcrements
SomeDetroitGuy
They explicitly have "Xeets" which is pronounced "sheets".
a2s2020
Anyone who leaves is said to be taking an xit
butt69smasher
Xidus Spiritus xD
TeamRobot
I think I it’s Xcreting
GNious
Some of them have X Videos
smax410
Xcreting a xcrement
HandoB4Javert
koops
And people can mark if they like them or not. We’ll call that x rated.
fantabuloustimewaster
Only if Twitter had had "twits"
themorebeer
Well to be fair...
ShimmerinStrider
I think Elmo is trying to call them Xeets for some shit. The man has chowder between his ears.
Cataleast
"Xeets" makes me think he should've changed the name to Y.
ummjakefromstatefarm
😂 ELMO MUSK!!! 😂
Mxlespxles
That's an insult to chowder
jeff28010
Xeets sound like something you’d look up on a Zune
Rezol
Sheets in some languages. So from now on we call it shitter, got it.
lljkstonefish
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/04/23/le-twittre
MerriMod
Which is very literally banking on the fact that "Tweets" are already a thing. He wants to rely on Twitter's brand recognition while simultaneously dumping it, making his own platform into a cheap knock-off of itself.
XIXXXVIVIII
Musk is exatly what happens when you give a mall ninja slave-mine money and surround them by "yes men". His existence was so fuckin predictable.
ColmCorbec
Hahaha xeets sounds like zits with an accent. This whole thing has really increased my popcorn consumption.
alcamar
Not sure i want popcorn that close to the zits
StatmanIbrahimovic
Depends which X you're using—it could also be pronounced like cheats, and Elmo does a lot of that.
KWJester49
Or sheets
StatmanIbrahimovic
Oh yeah he sheets with his keeboard every day
parabolic000
heets or kseets from where my orthography stands.