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#13 Prepare for the end... THE END OF HIGH PRICES!
Yellowchopsticks
#5 memory storage was so bad back then he only managed to get the terms and conditions, and he had to use three, err, two tablets for them.
KaijuIsekai
https://imgur.com/8C5crLj
bonessasan
#10 This is pretty much the only thing that made me laugh today. It's so stupid, I love it.
Nuraalek
fenlander
#12 If the space suit does not come with a cape I am not interested. https://museumcrush.org/the-british-interplanetary-society-lunar-spacesuit/
Sipmonsnsn
#8 this only works if you assume that all future calls also belong to the Set of which the average is taken. Otherwise you can justvkeep increasing the amount of calls that come in.You also have to account for what average you compare to. Yearly will be different from hourly average.
CrabbyBlueberry
#1 https://youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
Emuc64
That was fantastic. Wish I'd seen it when it was put up... 13 years ago?!?
DJOldguy
#7 can relate to this logic, see it every day... nice way to explain the unexplainable...
d4m4s74
#8 we're closed 16 hours per day, so then the call volume is 0
RobBobertyYT
#8 it can be how it works if the call volume keeps increasing enough everyday.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
#15 From slightly more than half the Earth, and night has nothing to do with it.
HapilyDamaged
#7 That is also the sun's light at night. Checkmate.
jargon2029
I always figure that's tied to why vampires have no reflection. The burn in sunlight, but if they don't reflect, they wouldn't burn in moonlight.
jimisaclone
gHoStBuStEr3456
#13 man I wish I could find this in real life 🥲🙏
kitskinner19538
It would make your fortune! And please millions of kids
gHoStBuStEr3456
Nah I kinda wanna discover vampire’s but then again you hear all the horror stories
DingusMcGhee
I saw science and maths mentioned and I’m glad I continued, these are the lessons I needed to learn
kitskinner19538
Thems the best lessons
Kiirdel
Many of these are a style of stupid that I enjoy, but my wife does not enjoy. So I read them to her.
GingerLaird
#13 Someone might find this offensive.
TheJuiceLoosener
I don't think it's inherently offensive, but I do fully intend to send it to my friend who has become obsessed with all things UAP & that stupid pinata masquerading as a three-fingered alien. I hope and expect that, with the proper message, it will be offensive.
MadamPuddifoot
#14 having Mondays off is the best thing that's ever happened to my job. Except I'm terrified it's gonna end any day now.
AmyBethMegJo
I used to have Wednesdays and Saturdays off. Only having to work 2 and 3 days in a row more than made up for not having two days off together.
chefsoda
#7 I've worked with people that would unironically claim this. I did work with a guy (in an exceptional restaurant) who insisted the moon was the back of the sun
Crowlands
Pretty sure he was quoting the janitor for Scrubs.
chefsoda
Entirely possible. I loved that show, but it's been a while
kitskinner19538
How did he explain seeing them both at the same time?
chefsoda
Never thought to ask, he got to be too much very quickly. I'd imagine he'd say that can't happen & it was a trick of the eye. Or, possibly, he'd have an explanation so twisting, you'd regret having asked.
Ionico
#7 this is what it feels like to be the reliable helpful friend for too long, then Bob does 1 nice thing.
JustDumbCommentsAndCorrections
Bob doesn't even do 1 nice thing, just passes along something YOU did and takes credit
prettytealtrees
And you mess up once, even just a little. And you're the devil. They mess up all of the time and they're the best!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
#9 - refract. gives them time to refract. Although there is some reflection in a prism, someone had to be that guy. *raising hand*
Vergenbuurg
#4
nojustsayitdont
John Young is not so young, or the police have no critical thinking. I'm going with John Young being a vampire.
RevRagnarok
TheHuntedSnark
#7 Just to mess things up completely, let's now consider how the moon merely reflects sunlight.
kitskinner19538
That can't be right, or the moon would be yellow! Like cheese.....
tolipwen
Idiot. The moon is made of GREEN cheese, not Kraft Singles.
bfreeze01
#10 Ok...that one took me a minute....
Qrader
My minute is growing long
KiddR78
8 legs
Mewmus
#2 im in this cartoon and i dont like it
RevRagnarok
kitskinner19538
You and me both! I've now got three pairs of glasses for different things
Emuc64