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Oct 29, 2019 9:59 AM
snakeCaseSucks
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3242
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Sauce: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-talk-3
Most Viral Edit: Not my comic but I really enjoyed this one. Send bewbs, booties, doggos, kitties. Thanks.
scoobar
Yeah, I got lost about 6 panels in. I’ll just be in the corner with my cone hat.
imthatguyhere
upthehillandtotheright
Education through comics. I like it.
CaptRandom1290
SMBC and XKCD are great comics, give them a read of you haven't
RexMori
If you like smart with your Dick jokes you'll love saturday morning breakfast cereal
tehtariksghost
RaspK
I love this. Especially because the term "quantum" is summarily thrown about with as little grasp of the implications as you can't imagine.
8BitFish
I'd love to know the statistics of people who gave up half way through this and just hit like anyway so they didn't feel stupid. I was close
JoeTheBummer
I read the whole thing... Isn't anyone else fascinated by this stuff? :(
FoxySpirit
Sure it is... eventhough is the one thing that still eludes my understanding. Like, damn.
PedanticGonkDroid
Well it's not really about the probability that someone did that, it's more like an amplitude...
Faloopsinarb
This is a brilliant piece of writing.
iamthisguy247
EverydayIdleness
But the internet said google was already the quantum master, so there's nothing to explore anymore.
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
Google lied.
CheeseB0t
It didn't say that at all
LaronX
Well they absolutely did lie about achieving Quantum supremacy. Quantum advantage isn't the same, but they pretended it was for better PR.
Minnakht
Someone can be better than every other human at something and still not be a master.
rjSampaio
There is always a new island or continent with new Pokémon to explore.
GenesisNynja
Everybody wants to be a master. Everybody wants to show their skills.
LaronX
Google lied. They achieved quantum advantage not supremacy. Still awesome, but not they doomed it like "new cure for Cancer" articles.
colt64
Google went to the quantum realm
ChuckKarma
TLDR It's not the size that matters, it's the rotation thru complex vector space.
FuckingTurtleBear
made me wiki hilbert space. then simple wiki it, then give up
blueknot
I got lost before I made it halfway. Saving for sometime when it's not morning.
errdil
Evening over here. I might try in the morning.
magtheman
Properly good - but to long and complex for a toilet break...
Eldricht
That mom interferes.
AilMayo
This comic has a well-earned bonus text (when you click on the red button) of "Out-nerd me *now*, Randall!"
Matthiasman
I clicked the link just to see it. Can’t wait to see XKCD’s response.
AilMayo
Pretty sure the comic is a couple years old (I'd seen it before), so you'd have to dig through some archives.
maliciousGman
TheBurritoConfederacy
AtsaMattaForMe
Cngray69
MtMuschmore
Does he like grape soda?
KsuviKhor
jethroismaxbaer5772
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
Perfect!
Applepotamus
snakeCaseSucks
Love this. My friend wants to know what show is this.
Cazzyle
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order!?
TheDoctorAP
Good burger
SpringToMyWinter
It’s Kenan and Kel in Good Burger
Safebox36
Calm down, person from my work.
Acefowl
"If there's no zero or one... maybe there's a two!" "You know twos don't exist!" *slaps*
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Amen, brother
andcon23
This is great ! Thanks
Jabardolas
But will it play Crysis?
sal0qwerty
17 frames at 480p take or leave it
middaysparrow
Only on the MultiVac
mosstheboss
Treblaine
It will run Crysis in a quantum superposition of either max graphics or high framerate, you won't know which until you try to screen capture
RagingNorseman
Forget Crysis! What about Minecraft???
Gaehhn
Can we get Minecraft to run on CryEngine?
Alwayspraisethesun
"Run" sounds a bit too optimistic... stutter through years of lags in good times
AGiantSlor
No.
MattDude
And doom
CircuitOMatic
*can it run
chumpacabra
...and I said, “That’s not a negative hydroxyl ion, that’s my wife!”
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
shiyal
What is this from?
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
It's a movie called Idiocracy. And you're welcome. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
Slimbafull
Idiocracy
J2xF
Idiocracy (2006)
CheeseB0t
In case you still don't know, it's from a movie called idiocracy.
UndeadGopher
Some say the future, others say a movie from like 15 years ago. You decide.
JustKiddingOrAmI
I'd guess Idiocracy. Great movie but it's been a while since I've seen it
xUnrealRealityx
Fantastic movie! Hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
TheJokeWrecker
Yeah, but what is it from?
Tredecim
Idiocracy. The movie turning to a documentary
uselesstriviaman
Idiocracy. Or possibly the 2020 election.
GenesisNynja
Ouch
justplayingdiceuntilthegodscomeback
cean4211
Jesus Christ this is pretty accurate, the comic just exposed the most common misconception about quantum mechanics and elegantly simplistic.
PyroAvok
Did it? I couldn't tell.
DiracsDelta
charonthehand
If you know enough about the problem to massage probability amplitudes, couldn't you have solved it already the traditional way?
DiracsDelta
You find the solution to a set of problems, and the system can complete to process faster than other computers.
674e031f7dbd1f14bdc9160468379d78e6fcb32c97b2e40fe00e35376336373
No, that's the short answer, the long answer might require advanced mathematics.
mikeatike
Deepak Chopra is a moron and a jackass.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
But is he a complex linear combination of a moron and a jackass? Yes, he is that too.
jherazob
Posting as is tradition: http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/
SwaggimirPutin
How is he related??
mikeatike
The last line of the comic is basically what Chopra says in his lectures.
RaspK
He... contributed significantly with regards to the confusion surrounding what one should perceive consciousness to be like.
mikeatike
Contributing to the confusion, for sure :)
RaspK
P.S.: In simpler English than the earlier comment: he has added a lot of issues to what people think they know about the mind.,
FractalPrism
he pretends to be knowledgeable yet speaks in word-salad, throwing science phrases together in a mash of undecipherable nonsense.
fudgeman
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Smarter.
Treblaine
AnApologeticCanadian
"Classical events have probabilities and quantum events have amplitudes."
Yurets1257
Probability!
Dragoro2022
MVfuckingP
ChuckKarma
Is this why German has huge combo words?
Maraxus
Quantenmechanikmissverständnissaufklärungsgespräch (It's a German word because the English don't allow you to do this)
KnightCommanderRahl
Ahh yes, the German grammar rule of runons don’t exist and technically any word can be combined without consequence...
Vault101survivor
and how do you pronounce it?
superseriouscomments
This word follows the standard rules of pronunciation.
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
What does this unholy compound word mean?
Maraxus
"The talk to clear up the misconceptions regarding Quantum mechanics" - exactly what the comic is about.
KnightCommanderRahl
Quantum Mechanic Discussion, almost the entirety of the second half means the word Discussion or Enlightenment