This is Zeke. When he isn't chasing sticks down the slide, he's usually napping on the bridge.

Light into a semi solid state? Sounds like we're one small step closer to the dream.
My cat at 3am.
Drugs are a helluva drug.

I've been watching a bunch of Dimension 20 lately.

I have uber religious fox news watching family coming over for Thanksgiving.

Come on, let's do a revolution.

I want to thank all of you.

Show of hands, any of you at all surprised by this?

14th Fave: DC Art

In other news... METH!

I just moved here about a year ago, anyone from Texas tell me what kind of bird just landed in my bird bath?

I have never felt more mortal and I need to vent this out somewhere.

Fuck you Abbot

As a Nevadan, I've never felt like my vote has mattered more. With that said, please accept this dump as an apology for the wait.

At least today will be a crisp 98° before we DESCEND BACK INTO HELL!

At least it wasn't kids?

Don't trust the "media", come make money for me peasants.

My wife found this and has been cackling for like 5 minutes.

The hero of Canton!

We decided to get a fish tank! The wife wants to put fish in it, but I like it how it is.

Lightning struck the big ass pole behind my house last night.

Go Vote!

I saw a post yesterday about someone who did this and it seemed perfect for my pup.

We carved pumpkins today. But we used my wife's scented candles so the it smelled like caramel and vanilla on the whole block.

My wife and I were talking about who Melania could be having an affair with whilst being First Lady.

I'm a dad! Again!

This is Anna, effectionately known around the house as Shitten.

Anyone else notice the fly enjoying its time on the steaming pile of shit?

My wife's Fat Thor costume for tonight!
Happy 29th day of July!

Am I too late for National Dog Day? This is the newest edition to ny family, Jayne.
The Poppy Chronicles Part 3

I doubt this part of the story will be included in any medical textbooks/journals.

My started a new job and brought her aloe plant home from her old office.... I present to you, Chtuloe Vera.

The derpy Jayne.

The time has come!
My mom's new puppy Moose.
Chronicling the zoomies of Poppy Pt. 2 (Also my wife gave me crap for spelling her name "Poppie" last time)

Draw the rest of the frickin Venom.

Say hi to Tony everybody

Dozens of us?

..... Captain Picard?
Poppie has the post-bath zoomies!

Thank god she teach in an elementary school.

Now I'm starting to think it might not be

First attempt at gif making.

This was her idea

Let's get back to the funny and weird.

As an American, how I imagine Canadians view sports.

Shitpost

Worst month ever...

Paintings made by a friend.

It's like Netflix doesn't know me at all

Angkor Wat?

The typical imgur user.

The real difference between the metric and imperial systems.

Best road trip car ever.

They're right. The good ones deserve a whole week.