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Cat tax of Luciefur not cooperating with Xmas pics
Dec 5, 2023 12:29 AM
biggaymeow
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Cat tax of Luciefur not cooperating with Xmas pics
RanOutofWit
Listened to a job today (police transcription) involving a guy who had a Lambo and totalled it after having it a week. So not always after you pay it off, I guess.
Jest3r123
My cat is also named Lucifer.
YourCatPower
this is what happen when you avoid the extended warranty guy for so long.
ccman87
sounds like a protection racket
SavageDrums
America is such a dumb place.
OneMoreLime
Pew pew holy car for you
ordaen
at least you have a sweet void
WrongUn
American problems
mafartsmells
Same here. Went to go visit my mom and my back window and side window was completely shot to bits and nothing was stolen. There was glass everywhere!!!!! My kids car seats had glass and everything else. I payed it off 3 days before.
Volpe42
Did you just get a red rider bb gun?
biggaymeow
+1 thanks for making me laugh!
RetrogradeLlama
Myowngrampa
LdyCombatterly
My cat is Lucyfer too!
harryplt788
I love your kitty’s name!
rbudrick
Every single time I paid off my car, someone rear ended me and totalled it. Once, I wasn't even in it. Cannot win in this life.
andexer
Hey, at least now you OWN that hole
Chromentor
And if s?he founds the bullet it can be sold for scrap metal. PROFIT! And if not, a hole is free reel estate. STILL PROFIT!
LespritDeLescalier22
Did they do it because a tire was flat? Cause you can just change the tire now.
evildadunit
clear epoxy and leds /stylin
biggaymeow
Omg yes!
Neednoggle
Was it Elon Musk with a bow and arrow?
THEcableguy
America? America.
LoganWebJunkie
Finance company
Quartz87
I know the feeling... I paid off my car in 2019, so happy and then a month later a guy caused a three-car accident and my car got written off. I'm still pissed about it.
Dipsomaniac
That's a speed hole. It makes the car go faster.
jonReremy9669
ilhares
Based on the golfball theory, wouldn't that make it better?
0570
Can't be helped, something about the right to arm bears.
Gofuturself
When your car has more street cred than you.
biggaymeow
Ha! True dat
Valkor
who the heck did it piss off??
biggaymeow
Must have been the car. I know like 3 people here and they aren’t mad at me. Or maybe someone asshats lived here before me.
JustAPileOfCats
Did it hit anything important?
B99Reactions
The car
biggaymeow
No. It ricocheted off the top left quarter panel leaving a non insignificant bullet shaped groove
Chromentor
Wait? You did not even get to keep the bullet? Bummer.
biggaymeow
No. I have it. The cops didn’t want it. It’s sitting on a shelf in my house
JustAPileOfCats
Well thank goodness it didn't hit any of the important bits n bobs that keep the car going.
treed240z
What part of the car did they hit?
biggaymeow
Left front quarter panel. It kinda ricocheted upwards and left a largish bullet shaped groove. Not even sure how they did that
Raventhief
Did your car ever express to you that there was someone with whom the town was not big enough for the both of them?
LariCheltsy
holyicon
The power of a perfect Meme: Jimmy Barnes has over 20 Number one Albums in Australia, has written over 20 top 10 songs, and has been the lead singer of Cold Chisel for over 20 years... and this is what he'll be remembered for. lol
jmartkdr
It’s not even the weirdest part of that song. (My vote is for the sudden enthusiasm for Judaism)
crushingmissy
The demographic that would've seen this video likely weren't alive when Cold Chisel were big, and those that went to Cold Chisel gigs are likely too old to listen to Kirin J Callinan... But also, how about Working Class Man (an undeniable Aussie classic), written by an American, and sung by a Scotsman, ahha.
JoeT85
pinkmilkyway
pip1
Try paying off your car in a small town
biggaymeow
I think it was race related. It’s a black VW. I did find the damn bullet. Popo no care. It’s sitting on my shelf of curiosities now.
Draciella
And here I thought VW's were used to being shot at. If you know, you know
LordNoKids
Justice for VW
Raventhief
Ah, another victim of police carelessness and brutality.
Lassannn
Black cars matter.
Barrokin
Oh oh my turn finally! "Clears throat"
Fuck you Lassann.
And that was a hilarious comment 👍😅.
Lassannn
IAmDuckHammer
The police should care and make that person pay for the damages. If the police don't do shit, call another authority or have them transfer you to the commissioner of the PD.
CheshirexKitten
In a lot of areas, it would be a home insurance matter if any damage was done. Police won't really care. Was super annoying when my miata got shot at someone else's house. Car insurance wouldn't do anything.
biggaymeow
Imma shop around and just pay. Don’t need shit going any higher than it is. Which is fairly ironic because that is what insurance is for. Sigh. I save it for the big jobs.
CheshirexKitten
I hope you find a fair deal. Cars these days are awful to fix, i miss when I could go to junkyard for a body panel and just repaint it myself.
biggaymeow
I don’t have a clue how they fix this. It’s like 3/4 of an inch deep. If it’s too much I’ll bondo buggy it myself. It’s my work car, I needed something more reliable since work is 2 hours away now. It’s still reliable but now with a story I guess
drousnavat
Sounds like a Detroit or Southie kinda thing
biggaymeow
Um nope. Ohio
d0o0o0d
I used to work with a guy from Dayton. He told me to search Youtube for the 'Dayton Swim Club'. Hooooleeeeee shit.
biggaymeow
I didn’t need to know about the saddle room. Gotdamn you!
toledontohinope
Hello fellow Ohioan
ActionJohnnie
Ohio is south Detroit
ccman87
Didn't realize Journey was singing about Ohio
biggaymeow
True
BernieSandersMittens
Or is it midwest Texas?
Redyls
#1 dude its like they fucking know. bought my first truck. have not even made first payment, break in, hit and run in parking lot, and vandalized. on final payment all three all over again plus was stolen and wrecked. recovered and repaired because it was cheaper. like wtf
OneAPennyTwoAPenny
My husband has paid off two cars and within months, both of them were totaled for one reason or another. With his new car we're gonna set payments for a loan life that lasts the rest of his life.
intashu
This is why some people only lease cars for 2-3 years then swap for a new lease. Cost more in the long run, but beats loans that gather more interest than gets paid.
CloseupCaptionReaction
And you had money for all that? Did you have a help of cash lying around?
kojenk
It's called increasingly desperate circumstances for access to something critically needed for basic life functions like earning money and going places to spend it to stay alive.
bossbrigand
It's called insurance dawg.
BorkBorkasson
Tell me you most likely live in the US without telling me.
kaneinencanto
Nobody owns cars in the Ukraine then?
keggyfulabier
I live in Australia and I had a Corolla with a bullet hole in it.
dizzydiver2853
Are you sure it's not a 90s sticker???
keggyfulabier
Always thought those stickers were for dickheads, it’s not cool to have your car shot at, why pretend.
thisismyusernamenowiguess
My corolla! My my my my my wooh!! Ma ma ma my corolla
ExceptFluffyDuck
Australia is just East USA ;)
PwnageHobo
Oi nah, fark off, ay?
gimme
Are you tired of bogans and no shows?
I really hope you get this ad reference or it wasn't just a Victorian thing.
zubax
@BorkBorkasson take that you silly wagon. They are from Australia. Such a fucken Bork.
BorkBorkasson
I did say "most likely" ;) It's not like gunshots don't happen elsewhere, though most places it's unlikely unless you were parked near hunting grounds or something
LaBotte
Were you trying to kill a spider and missed it ?
BorkBorkasson
Did say "most likely" ;)
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
There's a difference between buying a car from a bogan and living where gang violence is 97% of the gun crime.
keggyfulabier
Actually it was shot while in our driveway the same as OP.
kilgoth1
It doesn't count when you put the bullet hole in your own car. Lol.
keggyfulabier
We don’t have guns in Australia
JustAlex94
So how'd it get the bullet hole? Do the emus have guns?
keggyfulabier
Someone drove past and shot it. No idea who. Quiet suburban street.