Can I get a witness

27

6

13280

Adulting is fun

19

10

672

Hopeless

9

0

341

Miss big or don’t miss!

33

19

1630

Goodnight

39

13

1080

Pardon me, WHAT THE FARK

32

10

1600

US healthcare

24

10

538

I mean, I know that all things considered, it could be worse

11

11

722

I accepted my fate before they called

26

4

807

Effing FAILED an effing sleep study

19

26

856

Best use is AI ever

15

13

2543

Cowardice scum

215

40

6216

Well shit.

24

6

1349

The first wouldve been bloodless too

32

9

1668

Collateral arrests you say....?

246

33

65656

These people vote!

31

10

807

This week in Adulting, I get to learn about home insurance claims!

11

7

473

He just a lil guy

18

3

652

Always fighting

18

3

1034

Performance arts

44

29

1146

Oh gee no

657

70

12209

Please just hit him already

48

14

13873

Internet line got cut by a negligent contractor and can’t get fixed until tomorrow

33

14

681

Hey, we know you worked all day today, but we need you to work tomorrow.

16

3

559

Cake day Sneezing with hemorrhoids

46

19

5900

Overwhelmed and sinking

46

16

681

Straight up bribes

598

41

12368

With All the Grace of a Herd of Buffalo.

12

21

1382

Bill introduced to end the IRS funding and consumption tax

52

19

977

Hoping we don’t need to replace more.

401

148

25046

For some reason he didn't like the service

26

1

538

This is what she wanted, right?

19

2

316

Sometimes it be like that

38

11

1431

Drown out the misery

38

5

6228

Heck!

353

70

25874

I am just about ready to give up, at this point

440

26

30359

I'm cooked

839

216

41089

Probably not safe to even get a cat at this very obvious point to just accept I need to get a cat..

52

83

5395

.

8

1

629

It just can't..

69

41

2074

Time to find those bootstraps

576

49

10488

Oh no

73

32

1587

The markets are cruel and unpredictable

13

18

1127

Yay

25

23

1367

Thank you for asking, no I don't need an ambulance

34

12

1178

First Time Being Cheated On! :)

547

91

29639

I'm so crushed....

70

13

2283

Car on the shoulder, me safely behind the guard rail

53

23

1652

There were so many outside this summer, I hoped they'd stay out there...

42

24

1787

I'm too shocked about the whole episode

608

195

38716

I got locked out of my car.

34

19

1740

THE MATRESS WAS ALIVE

49

44

1871

Everyone posting about the Northern Lights

38

4

1049

Waiting is the worst...

58

20

3615

Sure Feels Like

55

55

1934

Four years later, it finally got me.

22

22

898

New job and my coworker is a total hottie

5

14

3028

23 years, 7 months, 8 days

17

9

876

Day 19 of being homeless

26

16

1306

Day 13 of being homeless (PM)

41

6

752