Time to science the shit out of this

Nov 29, 2015 5:08 PM

PeculiarThomas

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Time to science the shit out of this

fallout_4

matt_damon

pooptatoes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try that for your airlock

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

will there be a catastrophic decompression and have like half of that building explode?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The martian was such a good movie

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Um, I call bullshit. We all know Matt Damon is all thumbs when it comes to airlocks.

9 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 1

Anne Hathaway could've yelled "Ya gon blow da shit up, mann" instead of "Dr. Mann, do not try docking. I repeat: do not try docking"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the book there is a fascinating bit about one bolt that was the 0.00001% failure.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

The book was amazing! Especially the part about Aquaman :)

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In looking forward to that stuff in the dvd extras!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why his shelter has regular ol' wooden doors, apparently

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm also of course referring to Interstellar. And had there been one in Saving Private Ryan, I'm sure he'd dick it up too

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really unhappy you didn't close the second door behind you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I get it!

9 years ago | Likes 393 Dislikes 2

Non intellego

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prove it. For a friend...

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

It's from the movie The Martian.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's actually from the book... But good try though! :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Which is also in the movie as the movie is based off of the book.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Martian reference.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Shut up, Nappa

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hail Satan!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay! Someone get's my very obscure references!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I ALWAYS read that in his voice.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about Goku's? It kinda switches in my mind.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder how the cubs are doing.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You installed a pooping mod?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Those plants are dead.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I find it so weird that I instantly knew what movie this gif was referring to. Memory is a crazy thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doors?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think those are certified airlock doors.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit!!! How many times do we have to save Matt Damon!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

For the confused... This is a quote from The Martian and that settlement resembles his Mars home.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

huh?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Reference to the Martian made in Fallout 4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is there a work shop in the Glowing Sea?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too wish to know this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

player.placeatme c1aeb player.placeatme c1aeb (spawns a workshop so you can build wherever)spawns a workshop so you can build wherever

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mars, Fallout 4 Boston... close enough.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Do you want dead settlers, cuz that's how you get dead settlers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What fucking game is this?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit's about to blow up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i... no, i just don't get it :|

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

I think I get it. I think its about the martian book/movie

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It took me so long to figure that out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone recreated the base from the movie "The Martian" in the game Fallout 4.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Though I haven't watched it, I get the feeling it's a reference to the Martian.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good guess! I recommend watching it. It's really good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what? FUCK THIS, FUCK THIS AIR LOCK, FUCK THAT SHITTY HAB AND FUCK THIS WHOLE PLANET!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 7, 2021 5:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna be honest, I was to busy laughing after I heard that in the audio book

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it was explained as a minor manufacturing defect that only became an issue after months of continuous use (as opposed to just one).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They did. They had multiple exits to minimize wear. But he only ever used the one until it blew up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its kind of hard to have redundancies for fatigue failures that cover everything. The canvas lasted way longer than its design lifespan.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 7, 2021 5:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

would involve multiple domed sections separated by airlocks and procedures to vacate the section during entry & exit in case of a breach 6/6

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heavier = more expensive to send to Mars. The airlock was designed for a certain number of cycles, extreme overuse -> fatigue -> failure 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NASA would have designed the airlocks to be as light as possible and then run a bunch or tests to see how many times the airlock could be 2/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pressurized and depressurized before risk of failure. If that number was well under the expected number of uses for the mission than it 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

would be deemed safe. All Aerospace structures where weight is the enemy are designed this way. Watney used the airlock past the number 4/?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

of pressurization cycles it was designed for. There were contingency and repair plans for a Hab breach, but I agree a better Hab design 5/?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 7, 2021 5:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Maybe put airlocks in airlocks so the atmosphere won't blow off if they break? Maybe put those in airlocks too, for extra safety?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This has nothing to do with the gif but an old friend stopped by this morning and hasn't left and her bratty kid is tearing my house apart.

9 years ago | Likes 893 Dislikes 34

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2015 9:19 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

0_O oh my!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sacrifice her to the dark lord. Problem solved.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is this the top comment?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is like a cry for help from someone being held hostage. They have to get help where the bad people won't see it and make it worse.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell her you have someone coming over they're bringing their dog who isn't good with kids.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too many cooks...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have one of us text you and claim its an emergency and need you to come pick us up right away, ask if you can drop her off anywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That's gonna be my next plan if this happens again! Lmao

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Raising Arizona.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That movie made me cry at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tear that bratty kid apart

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why not lock the doors, set your house on fire and run?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can't carry my sleeping family members!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that doesnt sound like a detractor to me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's your house, your allowed to make the kid act right.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

punch them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you got a carry case for your cat? They make wonderful baby cages.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teambrat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

RickRoll her

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duct tape is a great parenting tool.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe there is a reason she doesn't want to leave.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't make me feel bad!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GUYS! SHE FINALLY LEFT! OH HAPPY DAY!

9 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

Next time, just tell her you're heading out and need to start preparing. Works like a charm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well thank goodness for that, looks like you've got more time for that quality imgur time.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cool

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Give her some sweet chin music. That should make it clear you don't want her around

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Maybe a rack attack or pedigree

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right before the tombstone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does that even mean?!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Uppercut her.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This made me laugh in the middle of her story oh god!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 months later, have to say this. Sweet chin music is a super kick, not an uppercut. Yes I'm fun at party's

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not kick her out?

9 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 1

Or gently kick her kid in the face

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Believe me I wanted to!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to be nice and give hints but it's just not working!!

9 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 3

Leave the house

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehhhh just say you got somewhere to be.. Some grocery shopping to do.. Give her 10 minutes warning and then when that's up ask her politely.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I actually told her that I had someone coming over and she still stayed.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Where do you live I'm sure one of us could drop in.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Try seducing her. Things will get super uncomfortable then someone will have to leave.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

set off the fire alarm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like people who do this want others to yell at their kid because they (the parent) are unwilling to do so...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister does this. Her kid is an asshole, listens to me though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Were your parents assholes? To you or your sister? Not tryna assume anythin'...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gain dominance. Touch yourself and moan while staring dead at the kid.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*While staring at the dead kid

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember that appointment/meeting/anything you have to get to in 15 minutes. You should get ready and head out to it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stab her

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

That might make her want to stay more if he's good at it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You. I like you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have low standards

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too subtle.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Stab her repeatedly

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This is one of those comments that catches you off guard and everyone else in the room wants to know what the help you're laughing at.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what happened when someone said to uppercut her. I couldn't hold it in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show them

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know I'm likely late but "Grab your brat and gtfo cause I'm sick of your brat's shit" is the most direct way to lose a friend.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm so happy this movie was so liked and well received. The books was a funny enjoyable ride and the movie lived up to the hype

9 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 4

I read the book first, and it seemed very light hearted, like optimistically sarcastic and humorous. For example, the scene where they (1/3)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell Mark they hadn't told the crew he was alive, I read his reaction ironically. However, the movie was far more dramatic. In the book(2/3)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always read Watney's character like that meme of the dog in hell drinking the coffee saying "this is fine". (3/3)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MAAAAAAAAAATTT DAAAAAAAAAAAMON!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I loved both, but I would have preferred more of Watleys' dark humor in the movie as well as more Science-y stuff. One of the things I 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

enjoyed most about the book was the detail and description they went into when he was having to figure stuff out, such as the issue with 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how to make the trip to the MAV sight, all the calculations for food and energy really made it real to me. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought about this movie for days after.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

question from a fellow book reader - how did you like the changes they made to the final rescue scene?

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Horrendous

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The final rescue worked for the movie. I wish they kept true to the book for the number days he was there.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Horrible. But it fit the changes they made.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

the vast majority of scenes were word-for-word from the book...especially with Hermes/Earth scenes...and yet that one they just went rogue

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. I don't hate the movie for it, I just thought it was unnecessary

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't like it, but I get it- it is really hard to cinematically make it measure up to your imagination

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm weird then...my imagination would've been content if Beck had jetted over to the module, grabbed Watney, and come back like in the book

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was Hollywoodized for Hollywood audience. They had to make it man-and-woman, even though there was no romance between them previously.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh wait, you mean with the extra scenes and stuff? I didn't like that. It seemed superfluous for like, what, one laugh maybe? Meh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

few months late but I'm glad you agree :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, sorry. I pretty much only browse random on here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Movie ending was so stupid. Should've just ended exactly like the book like the rest of the movie.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

agreed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That wasn't my problem. What I didn't like was omitting the second dust storm. I liked that part.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Would've loved to see it but I understand why they cut it out. It would've taken too much time and the film was already 2.5 hours long

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would have been perfectly okay with 3 hours. But that's just my opinion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If they added in the dust storm, they would've also needed to add in the drilling electricity probem, the power overloading pathfinder (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that and the rover crash at Schiaparelli

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes, yes, yes!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't like that or the fact that they took out the part when the carts flip over in that crater. That could have been pretty cool.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Absolutely awful

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I agree, though I did like Iron Man. even if it was stupidly dangerous and unrealistic.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hated it too. Book Lewis never would've went and got Watney from the MAV and the whole Iron Man and almost not catching was really dumb

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

thaaaaank you - my parents think I'm being dumb for hating it as much as I do - but the other 98% of the movie was basically perfect

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

theres a neat mod where you can build settlement ANYWARE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you specify the exact boundaries of the settlement?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

more like " what are boundrys "

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could already do that you just place workshop at me in console commands

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea but the mod is more fun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Console commands?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are commands(PC only) that allow you to kill, resurrect,shrink, enlarge, enhance your character and gain access to all items in game

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they are used by first pressing ~ key and typing a specific command and specif id for certain npcs, items, objects, perks, quests etc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are there as a troubleshooting tool if a certain quest or npc might be broken and they are also useful cheats too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

look, boobs! --> ( . Y . )

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 8

( © Y © )

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm upset this line wasn't in the movie.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

So is Andy Weir, that and the Aquaman line

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Aquaman line at least made it into one of the viral trailers.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

but the cut from "I wonder what he's thinking about right now?" to the Aquaman line was just too hilarious. Not as funny in the trailer IMHO

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally. Also how they censored his rants were disappointing. The best moments were sadly missing.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i bet they filmed the movie as rated R in the mindset that they could make it pg-13 if needed. Maybe theyll come out with an unrated cut

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[11:49] JPL: You're cleared to start drilling.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

[12:07] Watney: That's what she said.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

[12:25] JPL: Seriously, Mark? Seriously?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I love you all.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0