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https://www.theclownmotelusa.com/
Jul 1, 2023 6:25 PM
WrongDonkey
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https://www.theclownmotelusa.com/
MadDucks
SOMEONE has to link Clownvis' Clown Motel. And if no one else will do it, then I'll do it myself. https://youtu.be/94yNdFq3iSA
nerezarga
Love me some Clownvis
RavingIrradiator213
Oh my goodness thank you so much
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Omg Clownvis got his own motel!? Fucking ay! That's my old Facebook buddy!
MadDucks
He has a song about the motel, they made a room and named it after him.
JibJibtheclown
His portrait from inside
JibJibtheclown
I was there just yesterday!
the42
Or not. We could not talk about it.
Drunkfu
I went there on a road trip a month back, it's everything you would expect it to me. It had two custom channels stuck on IT 2, and The Shining on an endless loop and there were claw marks on the inside of the bathroom door, rat shit in the closet and an open electric box. Loved the place, great pizza down the road! Did some cool paintings.
TouchMyInfection
goflyblind
EatAFatDick
It reminds me of Novac from Fallout New Vegas
samwyze
We have all these radioactive clown figurines that we just can't seem to get off our hands.
njessup1992
Reminds me of Robert Novak, that ghoulish clown-looking bastard
richtus
As a truck driver, I have passed by there many times. And I will continue to do so. Pass by. Never stop. Never.
tonedeff
Sounds like from dusk til dawn situation.
gypsyspot
Tonopah is a dusk til dawn kinda town, for sure.
SlayerOfGoat
Is this Large Marge?
stsword
Can't sleep, clown will eat you. Can't sleep, clown will eat you. lol
Geracht
Nah, it's safe, don't worry. They got a robot sheriff to keep the peace.
HamburgerWelper
Until your truck decides for you at 2am, you mysteriously have no cell or radio signal, a dense fog sets in and the only place with someone at the counter to ask for help is the clown motel.
OhioSucks
BaronSteuben
NecroNikolai13
I'd reenact the ending of The Mist first
astromoondoggie
SirBarnabusMontesforteWinsomTheThird
It's like a rework of an SCP.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
zackingsman
There's is a spout hanging from his fucking cock
drcookieninja
That's the knob. His knob. You crank it.
zackingsman
That's how you get off
StevieTheAussie
I think that is his cock.
xtav
Not a spout -- a handle. It's how you turn it on.
zackingsman
Does it get turned on by every naked person that walks in?
MrsConnorMcManus
this is way funnier if you sub in the words my family uses. My son calls them birthday monsters, and my husband calls them collection of dead people
RabeMeansRaven
Isn't that the site of a Rob Zombie film?
andrathor
I was thinking the same thing.
bob2the2nd24
wife and i stayed there last week. its dirty, very dirty. not recommended at all. bathroom floor was covered in dirt/hair/filth of people before us
Damnedoldlady
Why was this never a Supernatural episode????
BreakingCopyrightLaws
I'm on mobile and can't get a link to it but. I highly recommend "The boys" video on this motel. Some of it seems staged but their other haunted location visits are just as good if not convincing.
HamburgerWelper
Friendly reminder that people have fucked in there.
EndofDaisies
A lot of people have a lot of fucked in there. And in the motel, too, probably.
TektronixTDS360
Can anyone stay there or is it restricted to practitioners of the clowning arts?
Ryanator50
This will answer all your questions. https://youtu.be/aeKoAm8AcbQ
HandoB4Javert
ataradov
It is not that isolated, it is right on the road though the town. It is a pretty cool place to stay if you are ok with low end motels.
bob2the2nd24
tye problem is they charge like its a regular hotel, not a low end Motel
ataradov
I was there quite some time ago, and the price was comparable to Motel 6 and such. I did not even know it was anything special, I was just driving, it was late, I stopped at a first place on a way. Only in the morning I discovered the cemetery.
ataradov
It looks like themed rooms are expensive, but regular motel rooms are fine. I guess if you are going for the theme, you need to pay more.
Bob122872
Goddesahpan
Musk's new headquarters
oneofonly
tonopah is such a weird town to drive through. the highway that cuts through town has that old west narrow street vibe, and it's the oldest town you drive through going south so it just feels out of place after you pass the truck stops. really sweet people running that motel, though.
MRdotDUCK
This was the inspiration to a Cod map iirc
ErniesWidow
All it needs is some red balloons.
TuckerNZ
Nevada. It's where old clowns go to die.
Hedgehogsareadorable
I had students in second grade who would search for this on Google earth and then try to show me..... nope I'm good, keep that shit to yourselves
MapleSyrupMafia
dcondogg
Ley lines. Just sayin.
Ryanator50
this feels like the oposite of the ley lines theory. like a clown motel next to a graveyard, out in the desert, sounds like a terrible location for your desired demographic. then again, I have seen what some of the rooms look like. some rooms are friendly, while others are definitely "Murder Clown" themed.
cactuskid1956
We guarantee you love our rooms or we bury you next door.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Some pics from my last visit /a/n55jyb8
ObviousPidgeon
Oh THIS is Hotel California.
georgedragonslayer
Are you dead?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Not that I last checked, but guess I'm in the right place today (at the hospital [not in])
DaCareBearStare
How are the rooms? Are they creepy with clowns painted on the ceiling staring down at you? Is it seedy?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Never stayed there, I usually stay hat the haunted victorian era Mitzpah Hotel down the road a bit. It looks like a 1960s era motel
HeadJamistan
Last visit? Like....... more than one? Voluntarily?
isetprettygirlsonfire
There is lots of great desert to explore around Tonopah. I also work in old Nevada towns a lot (geologic engineer that cleans up pollution). I haven't stayed there, I prefer the "haunted" hotel dowm the street.
epithymetic
More haunted than a graveyard-adjacent clown motel?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Victorian murdered ladies make the best ghosts
BlindMeach
Did you feel isolated?
isetprettygirlsonfire
No, it's in town, a small nevada town, but I'm used to travelling along across nevada.
BlindMeach
Ah sorry- it was the op’s isolation comment I was referring to:)
BlindMeach
I liked the pics btw
isetprettygirlsonfire
Ah, most people would probably feel isolated there though. I'm not normal LOL
BlindMeach
Ha- define ‘normal’. I ended up doing two weeks alone in the US because things went pear shaped. Best time I ever had;) Isolated clown motel? Bring it on;)
JibJibtheclown
They are presently redoing the front
isetprettygirlsonfire
Anything exciting, its been about a year since I was there last
JibJibtheclown
JibJibtheclown
JibJibtheclown
JibJibtheclown
It's still under construction. They added some more paintings on the outside, though
isetprettygirlsonfire
I love the new paintings!!! I'll have to stop by again. Maybe make a visit at night with my clown squeekers in my pockets.
JibJibtheclown
Clown squeekers are life.
JibJibtheclown
iCoIIectDownVotes
So you were there last night but your user name tells me you work there
isetprettygirlsonfire
Look in my posts about my name, it's my job. And I didn't say last night...I do clown a bit though
iCoIIectDownVotes
Im gonna choose to continue believing you’re a serial killer
isetprettygirlsonfire
Sounds like something a serial killer would say
isetprettygirlsonfire
Don't forget its just down the street from a Haunted Hotel (where I usually stay in Tonopah)
wrinklyflute
I stayed there once with my hubs! We rented the room with the wagon bed lol.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Oregon trail, nice!
CosmicGastropod
Isnt this place haunted too?
ClownishAntics
Nope, completely safe.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Not that I've heard, it's pretty new motel compared to the old mining town. The Mitzpah Hotel is quite famous for being haunted by a lady ghost. It was a luxury hotel in the heyday of Tonopah
VikingBloodG
Mom graduated from the high school there in Tonopah, and she's told multiple stories about Mitzpah Hotel and a bunch of other weird shit that happened there.
WeatherWiz
Many paranormal groups have gone there. I think it’s because of the close proximity to the cemetery that there has been activity
isetprettygirlsonfire
The cemetary is by the clown motel, but they aren't related, idk I don't believe in ghosts so don't really pay attention. I love old cemeteries. I even lived on same property as one for a while and next to another. Never saw any ghosts
wrinklyflute
Supposedly there was a woman who was murdered on the 5th floor in the early 1900’s. The story is that she was a popular sex worker at the time, and one of her jealous lovers stabbed her to death. Rooms 502-504 used to be one big room, and that’s where her ghost likes to chill. Allegedly.
wrinklyflute
(Whoops, this was meant to be a reply to the comment above)
CthuluIsMyHomie
Ha I g been through Tonopah, I have a hard time believing it’s heyday merited anything luxury
isetprettygirlsonfire
Not much on history? It was one of the richest mining districts in the US, and it reflected that. It had lots of entertainment (fancy opera houses etc.), saloons, and nice hotels. Howard Hughs, one of the richest men in the world chose to get married there
CthuluIsMyHomie
More a comment on the current state of the town, circa 2015 or so. To be fair, it was never more than a stop on the way to Reno, never gave it more@of a chance than I did Ely