It's my cake day

51

7

2706

Existential Dread in a Room Full of Chaos: A Bert Memoir

23

4

772

They are gone now

21

1

725

Is it just me or is gas pretty cheap right now?

-5

5

536

Sigourney....

46

17

1982

Toothless

31

2

681

The clapper

870

61

49541

Quincy, we are going on a road trip!

1273

37

96104

Who wants to play a game of pool?

84

25

3412

I couldn't figure out why the neighborhood kids were outside playing until... 

7

2

428

Aww

2929

63

142623

Those are alligators. I know 'cause they'll see you after while

26

2

1314

Who likes trains?

52

14

2111

We ran out of whipped cream.

2001

174

132416

Washing Machine Techno

1407

90

109372

Boots with the fur

10

4

792

Is Russia Even Trying?

808

182

122271

Does anyone else wonder why?

1846

293

176472

SCREAM NOT WORKING!!!

20

11

843

Congratulations Kurt Cobain!

-7

2

117

donkey punch!

19

10

1224

Almost peed, trashfill fruity call, tubbabee. My Honk!

13

5

71

There's art in this world, but sometimes there's ART!

26

6

929

I can't wait for sentencing!!!

12

1

590

Damn, man! Look at that! Look!

112

8

3799

Fuck puppet

3

5

518

How to get a turtle off it's back.

1044

176

85108

RIP Hagrid

12

3

1314

Then this must be felt. JESUS!!

63

11

1841

Is Florida contagious?

26

7

1807

What other types of Thundergoose are there besides Pantless?

22

6

943

Fire smoke respecting boundaries.

2

0

120

Du Onmute

25

4

1523

Is the tree okay?

15

9

322

Tip your wait staff

21

4

341

Se7en was a pretty damn good movie

10

1

58

.

34

8

1944

12,000 yards, 120 touchdowns in 9 years

522

69

20654

That's impossible!

16

8

1753

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

17

18

1175

Happy Veteran's day

16

9

1975

Nick Chubb should have downed the ball at the one yard line.

46

10

1716

We now know who Harold Faltermeyer is

5

0

174

Are we there yet?

4

2

368

Toothless

35

2

2035

1980's Compaq laptop is 5 thermal pastes high

17

7

803

What does blue mean?

43

9

745

The music reversed well too

30

1

1037

Toad the Wet Gandalf

88

2

359

When did the Ukrainian dam get attacked?

6

7

149

And for my next trick, I need a volunteer from the audience.

26

7

216

This is going to be painful.

19

5

486

Francis Bacon

558

41

78664

Me trying to date when I've got so much going on.

49

19

656