
"Can't talk about this now, Sharon. I have things to do." - Cat, probably

It sure is hot out there

"Ya throwin' any Brats in there, Mikey?" - Chicago dog

Two cats go to a bar...

The Urkel Dead 2

Living on the edge

Leo knows what's up

Yeah, clowns and a graveyard. What could go wrong?

If there's a job where you get to hug baby elephants all day, I want it

I've always believed Hobbes was real

To be fair, it's one of the most Florida things you can do

Poor Wilhelm

Somewhere, deep down, we all knew this

Got that covered

Haunted AND free? Load it up!

Well, at least there's a bathroom

Well this is fun

Stop reminding me

But after 6pm, go nuts

Air Moo

Hammer-forged pizza

The more you know

Let them live their chicken lives in peace

Damn. I forget to remove the kid every time

It funny how you don't realize you need something until you see it

Customer at the Douche Bag Store: "You have some not very low-key wheel covers and a roof protector?" Douche Bag Store employee: "Say no more, Sir Douche-a-lot!"
My collection

Maybe everyone else in the neighborhood should get their own 10-foot mascot?

Does this work for Fetish Friday?

Once again, Legos save the day

I don't care what that sign says, that is not a window.

(Applauds in science)

What's that buzzing sound?

Ouija Bod

Well, that's what it is

Anarchy

"Delpoy battle ducks!"

Well, we gotta live here, how do you think we feel?

Tokin' up in NYC

Mar Lago Retroom Sign

I call this one "A bunch of chickens in a tree."

Goth farmers?

Or is it?

"How will I know that it's a Rammstein concert?" "Oh, you'll know."

Full Frontal

"It's German for "The, Bart, The""

Happened more than once

Paige, don't. Get out of the ocean...

Yeah, you did.

Every Time.

"This doesn't concern you... yet." Colonel Fluffins, probably

Li'l guy did not skip leg day

Hey kids....

Oh, yeah? Make me.

I can't believe that's how people had to shave in the old days

"This picture looks nothing like me. Is there another bear here? " - Urgolath the Brown, probably

I do feel a burn when I touch... things

Crazy how nature do that

All the Funyons in oneyon

No matter what, Lord Mittens Van Der Floof believes in you