I wish I was the fetus living inside of his impregnated belly. My carrot on the end of the stick would be the hope of one day inheriting this car from my deadbeat dad.
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Please please PUH-lease - let Jayson Boebert dish on her!!
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Anyway, my uncle is priest and he hid his eggs is in pants
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Yeah which one?
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Minor mud debacle
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Time for this tr45h to go
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So
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It had to be done… Cracker Jill
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Looks like my neighbor has changed their mind!
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Also Ghetto Pizza, in a pinch
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It's the first night of hannukah and no one in my family has reached out.
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Check your kid’s candy!
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How your boob looks after your gf have been slapping it all day.
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Minimum Wage
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It’s that time of year again…
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Check your kid’s candy!
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Because I’m broke
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Helping hand
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Small town life in 2020
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First sushi attempt. Grocer edition.
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MAGA THANKSGIVING FEAST
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Look for me downwind
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Came to the White House for an election victory party, stayed for an election infection party.
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White trash PS5
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When lawyers quit on you, that means you’re worst than dirt
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Ready to Raid!!!
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Trash people leave trash
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Sleep is a precious commodity. Use it wisely...
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Trump Whines - made from Sour Grapes
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Public services are bad
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Looks like 2020
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Shitty posts in user sub right now...
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It’s difficult for OP’s mom to find a car that truly works for her...
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I might be an alcoholic but I may also be an introvert who likes to relax with a drink and silence...
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Is this crafts or cooking?
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Truth.
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It’s a real downer...
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Bold political statements require bold political statements.
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We get it...you grape.
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Screwing around at work all day...
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Car seat fart residue removal services....
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Identity theft is not a joke!
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I know how much Imgur loves ass holes in user sub...
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Oh look! A penny!
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Ron Swanson or Ron Swandaughter?
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Looks like someone got the D!
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Truth.
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You may not like it but...
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My fat ass would have shattered my back and split my skull open...
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I’m too busy playing Tetris on my black and white gameboy to pay attention to anyone else...
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One day I’ll be as helpful as this doggo...
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It’s even worse with a wife...
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You are getting sleepy...verrrryyy sleepy...
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My wife is pissed at me. Cold shoulder for two days in a row. All because...
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Is this considered PPE?
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Apparently Home Depot sells sister repellent...
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The only acceptable way to wake a sleeping dog.
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My cat has been acting really funny lately. I think he might be sick.
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“This garbage smell driving through New Jersey is just heavenly...” -trash panda probably
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They split so much easier after soaking the logs in wood...
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