
Little white lie

So true…

"That wasn't a joke"

Cake day dump memes - LoTR, gaming and randoms

Sometimes i feel like this shredder.

freelancers u get it

That's the way she goes, bubs

I'm tired boss

I don't get clubbing

My lack of willpower

Please don't pair me up with the jerk

I feel called out

"Please, no more."

I was a bit like that as a teen

Anyone else?

In This Dump: Farting at Princess Di, Death by Cassowary, and Rhubarb Thoroughly Failing at Hiding.

Money curiosity
As I get traumatized by "Civilization on the verge of collapsing," each day (Thnx to ALL "Major News outlets"); I could really use a LOT LESS of ALL of THIS "Adult problem," shit... I'm in this video and I feel pretty bad about it, if I think too hard.

What? They're neat

2 Week Minecraft Phase

Barkis was willing.

Waiting for that financial stress to kick in...

Yearly celebration
"Hold the light better, damnit!"
"you have no reason to be depressed"

Forever scroll

Procrastination is a curse

It’s painful

Health insurance companies are evil. Plain and simple.

"You're not a REAL fan unless your house is built from a hollowed out pile of merch."

I just want to see where it's going

"The more things change, the more they stay the same."

The Bottom Is the Best

Psyduck was my favorite 1st gen pokemon, and I'm also at the age where I need these meds somewhat regularly.

I ain't calling you a truther.

I prefer curtains anyways

The internet has ruined me

Meowmosas please

Good news, everyone!

Can't afford to keep rent reasonable, but can easily afford to coat EVERYTHING in an half inch of paint
So... We gave our dog a rubber Chicken

Comment if you can relate

I've never understood why some people run it under water AFTER adding the toothpaste

Sounds about right

So delicious but I need to be clean

I'm still stuck on this decision to this day

Time to invade

Mrw my GF buys new lingerie

Well I tried

A+ here I come

Lying about sweets

When life gets dark, be your own dang spotlight.

Fast food service

It was ONE time!

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

Maybe just a snack

"What can go wrong?" they said

And then it turns out the person downloaded something weird they shouldn't have when downloading adults only games

Morning tradition