AnotherFailedAttemptAtHumor

102963 pts ยท September 16, 2021


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Tucker is the new Russian operative. Trump is the old Russian operative who's ran out of usefulness. Putin stopped saying kind words to Trump in the bedroom so now Tucker is doing what Putin loves best, sewing chaos in the American political sphere.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was screwed from the start. Childhood crush was Loonette from "The Big Comfy Couch"

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Silver lining to this chart, only 31% of the population are slavering idiots. I thought that number would be closer to 40%.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came back to upvote this

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They don't want to make profit. They want to spend a bunch of money on a flop and take it as a tax write-off. It's what Warner Brothers has been doing. It's what Disney did with acolyte. It looks like that's what Prime is doing with Rings of Power. They're going to just keep doing it.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Screen doors are fucking stupid. Nobody ever uses them, because we don't live in the deep south during summer in 1863. Screen doors are a pain in the ass relic from a bygone past. Fight me.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Props to OP for seeking a source and crediting a friendly finder. Humansbeingbros over here.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to super upvote this.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They definitely want an idiocracy. They want masses of drooling idiots who will do what they say, when they say it. They'll work how they're told to. They'll vote how they're told to.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's true. I'm absolutely in love with my fiancee. She and I both gas each other out. And we always laugh about it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The thing is, the Nazi's already do vote. By saying "Everyone should vote", doesn't add anything for Republicans. Their voters are already there and locked in. All "Everyone should vote" does is possibly convince a few people who haven't voted yet to do so.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The funny thing about gerrymandering the whole goddamn country in 2010 to maximize political seats gained from thin popular margins (even in some cases not having the popular votes at all...) is that they also gamble the necessity for holdout voters. If say, a con-man were to show even a few people what they're actually voting for, suddenly those gerrymandered districts might (hopefully) go over the precipice and backfire completely on the assholes who designed the districts in the first place.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The DNC did just set a new record for donations since Joe stepped down and Kamala was endorsed by him. Since she's already on the ticket and several states have already had their primaries, she's the last best hope, I think.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Its all on dropout.tv They have a lot of funny improv-based comedy on there.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you seen his Augbert episode in 'Very Important People'? It was the funniest by far. Hysterical. That guy breaks the mold every time, it's crazy.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We need a FuckinAdorable tag

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

And political opponents. This is Hitler creating his brown-shirted thugs all over again. Politically-backed gangs who set the groundwork for the rise of fascism. If Trump wins, we are 1000% fucked.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really tight. Ripped off leg around upper thigh. Ripped open on the chest.... you know, the usual.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, when they do season 2, I hope we see more short scenes of that weird travelling "scientist", he was very interesting and funny. Also, hopefully they'll have scenes of a certain someone coming to terms with becoming a ghoul.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fandoms are always moaning. It's so annoying. The only thing I could use more exposition on, is how Moldaver still looks the same as the flashbacks but didn't seem to ever be in vault 31. I also wish they would have had more time with Rose (Lucy hoping to reach her and Cooper having to convince her that nothing could be done.)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh definitely. I read an article that said they intentionally had it set after all the games intentionally so they could avoid canon issues. The only stuff they show before the games are Cooper's flashbacks about who started the war.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

a perfect 5/7?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just finished it. It's sooo good. All the halo fans are pissed that they didn't get a show adaptation nearly half as loyal to the source material.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0