AssTractionHero

3136 pts · February 26, 2015

Keep Eugene, Oregon wired. Uhhh... Keep it weird, I meant. I was having a brief flashback to being in Springfield again for a moment, 2012 was brutal. - My username is a pun that my friend Todd "Wadd" made frahm dee title of daht Ahnold film, circa 1994-ish. Credits go to him. - I have ridden a bicycle as my sole source of transportation for the last 20 years! I've put a total of half a million miles on 4 different bikes! - I occasionally smoke butane hash oil! - I make a pretty mean sourdough crust pizza! - I'm 46 years-old! - I still spend way too much time on Internet picture hosting sites trying to prove to other people of how sarcastically witty and / or quasi-intellectual I think I am! Hawkwind and King Crimson are underrated. You are compelled to listen to them. "Everyone is a damn fool for at least five minutes per day. Wisdom consists in not exceeding that limit." -- Elbert Hubbard "I'm addicted to placeboes." -- Steven Wright