Nexican

Dump

It's that time again.

Ladies and gentlemen.....we got um.

"Everything reminds me of her."
Just petting the beaver
Its important for one to have their priorities in order.
Sinestro on that pinky ring shit.

Sometimes you have to prioritize.
WAHOOO!

Will need later
When my little cousins ask me to play Super Smash Bros with them.

"Unrealistic Body Expectations"
"Force equals mass times acceleration."
*Yearning increases*

What's their type, move set and abilities.
"U wot m8." - Cat
Misirlou (Dick Dale)
Started picking songs at random to go with my panic attacks, just to break it up.
"I would like to pet this creature."
He speaks the truth.

What you know doesn't matter. What you can prove, does.
"We claim this Dog in the name of King Quacks!"

Games be growing up with you now.
Them: "Get out of here with that bullshit." Me:
Getting Pumped.
"All you need to know, is to Squish that cat."

"He is Cheeto, you are like the buzzing of flies to him."

He looks polite
Explaining 40k to my friend group in 60 seconds so we can play Space Marine 2
DM: You can have one special power. Me:

"Watch me shred this, you filthy casual."

"Xeno, my name is Chaplin Father Uncle Ruckus... no relation."
Would you upvote this? I'd upvote this.

Peach

"Hello, this is dog."
Cooked

Facts

They modded to greedily and too deep.

'Show me your just making shit up as you go along.'
We dance. (This is a threat)

Relationship Goals.
Life goals
PSA. Another one for the list.
Religion < Magic Space Meth and Guns
Scratches demanded
"I'm tired boss."
Borger?
The beatings will continue, until the horse generates revenue
I will never be this smart
My last two brain cells at 3am
Basement Blitz
I'm in this video and I dont like it.
I think it works.

"I'm just gonna turn triangles into f***ing squares!"