
Well.

How I See the Alphabet

I grew up in Vermont. Being part of America is always terrifying and an embarrassment.

Woah - calm down, America.

Mildly interesting. A wild Pineapple woman appears.

I'd ask for help, but I know what I am. I know what Thanksgiving does to me.

Living in America whenever the abortion debate comes up

Straight-up cute dog post (noliesjustrealtalk2014).

When you don't want to participate in a group chat, but you have to.

So, Donald Trump attempted Vermont.

That awkward moment when it's no longer yesterday, according to everyone but you.

1. Bourbon 2. Pillow Fort 3. ...? 4. Profit.

You can have a flaming cocktail, or a cocktail with ice in it - But, you cannot have both.

Cozy so hard, motherfuckers want to stop me.

I think We've All Been There.

I thought it was about time that Horse eBooks met Cleverbot. It was a very... deep conversation. But this summarizes.

Never seen them, personally. But still.

My mother doesn't know you can change the cross stitches in her electronic advent calendar. She thinks they all came like this.

George Lucas has the weirdest boner right now.

That strangely validating moment when you realize you did the right thing, but entirely backwards.

I told my friend that I'm about to watch '2001: A Space Odyssey' for the first time. He sent me this:

I've had many unsuccessful posts, and everyone's probably getting tired of these, but I'm cautiously proud of year's costume.

Searched "DOOM PARADE" on Google Images. Was not disappointed.

That time of year again.

Oh hello there, Procrastination! How are you doing?

Apparently, Tim Curry is now in Star Wars.

"They mostly play acoustic covers of mid-90's punk over soft, droning tones and frequent sampling of David Bowie breathing between lyrics."

Just saw this on the Staples employee reddit and - HOLY SHIT SOMEONE BROUGHT THAT IN, AND SOMEONE ELSE SAID "OKAY LETS DO THIS"

Hanukkah arrived. I was not prepared. Nailed it.