I’m a Master!
Flight got cancelled causing us to be gone longer than anticipated
It was pumpkin-crushing day at the Cincinnati zoo the other day. 100% sound on.

I got the best birthday gift in the world, two years in a row
The unsuccessful hunt

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My 13th favorite - back in the days of unopened vaults. I got a chuckle out of the memory from top comment :)

Good lord. Expected to make a full recovery.

Just doing my part
Today is my 9th cake day. Given the current state of things, I can only some kitty scritches.

Email from my period tracking app this afternoon. Thank you Flo!
IMPORTANT: Baby goat zoomies

In honor of my 8th cake day, a German chocolate cheesecake I baked for my husband’s birthday Tuesday.

Phoenix today
SATURDAY ENDORPHINS
Saturday is for arts & crafts
Kids only matter when they’re not born yet

I finished my masters degree!
Happy pet day from my pretty boy, Darius!

Couple married onboard flight to Las Vegas when previous flight got cancelled

The most miserable selfie I’ve ever taken. Happy early Christmas. If anybody finds my wedding ring let me know.

No, Betty, no :( from WaPo

Sorry for pic of TV but THERES A NEW EPISODE OF RICK AND MORTY ON RIGHT NOW

It was colder than I anticipated so i was given this awesome sweater to wear

Decided I wanted to look good in my wedding dress. Lost 48.5 pounds.
Catchy and relevant
Darius meeting his new baby sister :)

Li'l' mid week mlem. This is Kitsap, AKA: Wibbs

Earthworms reproduce in NASA’s simulated Mars soil.
Tales of Pretzel, the stoma-barrier pretzel.

Merry Christmas from your friendly oncology nurse!

MRW I got hired on the spot after an interview today for a job I went to college for!

Drunk and visiting home and super annoyed. But then I remembered - I've been so done with my family's shit since '95.

Seven months ago, I saw a farm table I desperately wanted. My husband, with no woodworking experience, scoffed and said, “I can build a better one for that price.” Today, it’s finally done!

Moana voice actress
Today is my 6th cake day. My spawn approves.

Look at my handsome boy’s bald spot

I made a thing

My contribution to national pet day. This is Geronimo the cat.

My roommate just sent me this. Meet "Kitty."

A portion of my western Washington late summer garden under a blanket of smoke from the wildfires.
Daddy is home from deployment!

At least my dog thinks I'm funny

Thursday Purrsday kitten tax with my jealous old man in the background

For my fifth cake day, here’s the second post I favorited. (First was my own, I ain’t gon’ play y’all like that).

Quarantine project - my first *real* garden

Not sorry for selfie. Proud of getting healthy.
My friend’s mom, who lives in Simi Valley, rescued all these sweet babies from the wildfires in Simi and Southern California.

Unbelievable improvements in India’s air quality as a result of coronavirus lockdown.

Imgur, please, PLEASE do not EVER drink and drive.

As a nursing student, I thought this was amazing.

This showed up in my newsfeed. Holy fuck it's cool.

Finals in 3 hours, 55 minutes and Internet is down. All of my study guides are online. FUCK YOU, COMCAST.

Photographer John Poppleton paintslandscapes on female models and lights them with a blacklight.

The newest member of our family came home today. Everyone, meet Kaylani!

Ladies, please tell me I'm not the only one who JUST realized bras can be organized nicely?

First time painting, well, anything. Nothing too impressive, but I'm proud of it.

Can't wait to never step foot in that place again.

Since we're posting bbq, this is the main attraction at the restaurant where I work: The All-American BBQ Feast.