DoorTable

2452 pts · April 14, 2017


Turnip

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's criminal what they did to Plants Vs Zombies! For that reason alone I will never forgive them, let alone all the other shit they've gotten up to. It's the one that hit closest to home for me, and it was the best set up to easy not *completely* ruin.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which I've already been returning to increasingly over the past few years cause it was getting too annoying to figure out which of the 500 streaming services had what I was looking for every time...

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, it'll just create a widespread return to the high seas once more!

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I feel like this isn't the most reliable source of news. I wouldn't say it's impossible that this is the case, but I'm gunna need a more reputable source than a random person ranting on instagram from her room. A lot of false or exaggerated beliefs start that way.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Maybe, good point. Though the more I look at it, the more I think it's got to just be a very well done case of video editing now, but who knows...

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The little notch in the hammer head from nail starter could help a *tiny* bit, but probably actually necessary and doesn't take away from the skill, cause with how you've drawn it there I'd assume the nail would just bend. I'm still confused, but at least you could get a bit of a tip from the edge of the notch to try to get a part hitting the nail more centered to make this possible?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow! I wonder why more killers don't use this logic to avoid jail! "But your honor, I clearly stated 'Hand over all your money or I'll shoot'! I'm totally innocent! They were warned and made their choice!"

5 days ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Maybe they used the recent numbers - the 56% disapproval is close to the 57% and could be rounding - and interpreted disapproval as short for "dis is my approval"!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A few years ago is still relevant for something like that, really shows his priorities. I'm so glad it didn't work out for him last time, cause I really don't want that kind of reality show style of misinformation campaigns to bleed into this side of the border, even though I know it's been starting to (and working to an extent for sure :'(

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Revenge is simply justice for my feelings, and my feelings are *always* justified!"

5 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah, many more possible failure points, clunkier, and far less versatile (though nowadays the lack of versatility can be sometimes viewed as a positive as its less of a distraction tbf). I find them neat as fun and satisfying gadgets, but there's a reason all phones consolidated on the current design until new technology allows for a better one.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly might be another groyper, and if that's the case then I'm only 50/50 about the bullet writing being fake vs a weird ironic edgy joke. Either way, obviously not from the left no matter how hard they try to push that fucking narrative...

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Much more than either of those, I miss Banana Nut Müslix soooo much. It's uncanny how often my favourite foods get discontinued :(

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(for those who might actually think this is real, which kinda fair since crazier things are being said these days: notice that the image says it's being reported by "Fox Mews")

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Ummm, I'll just take a water...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Creepy af

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, the obvious sitting and lifting the seat recommendations, but also in the event that they don't do either, do they just spray it everywhere and leave it without cleaning up while acting like it's not their fault? Some people are gross af

3 weeks ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I actually hadn't heard about that, but just went through the many clips of him saying that. God damn that's horrifying that the president clearly literally just learned that word in the past couple years! Satire is truly dead.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's a four-year-old bully who got freaky-fridayed into an old rich white guy's body, so I believe that would make him a froink.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It actually works better than you think as long as you put mayo in your socks before you put them on to help your feet acclimatize.

4 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I finally returned to firefox after chrome was giving me issues with adblockers, so far I'm enjoying the switch!

4 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Something about this got me, lmfao!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn! It says 18TB of bandwidth used after only 20 min of being posted, Noice!!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good thought, but she moves it way too easily for that in one of them halfway through, so I don't think that's the case.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a very securely fastened rod that attaches to something secure like concrete underground that goes up her leg. There's probably a hinge at her knee then going to a platform to sit on so she can both stand and sit, but you notice that one leg's always in the same spot and that the grass in that area has been dug up recently.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tbf they've done a lot to take god out of churches too...

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Veeeerrrry trusting in so many iffy parts of that setup...

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0