ElbowDeepInAGoblin

57913 pts · November 14, 2024


I regret only that I have but two elbows to give. https://bsky.app/profile/elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social

Worse, not "worser". You'd know that if you weren't hopped up on Tylenol. (๑•̀ ‸ •́๑)

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something Arby's roast beef.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sir, this is an IHOP. We offer many flavors of short stack.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Clicked to comment with a song link but that's covered. Love the art. Good work.. Art so good I kam-e-lot.

9 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

>no judgment ...*side-eye toward voting mechanics that exist throughout social media* ...Then again, I did spend cash for courses. Heavily discounted courses but still...

9 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyway, I didn't know about S3nd but now I'm there too. :3 The sin must flow! (Although my own art skills are still in the 'Beginner garbage nobody wants to see' stage...I shall remain a mere curator for now.)

10 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wh---Just do a picture comment, why not. And hey! I am completely innocently, mostly, of almost any desire to kiss kobolds (more or less). <.<; But they've been requested and I'm unclear on their taxonomy. Might be @CloacaDeepInADragon's department. >.>;

10 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Promotion, noun: Euphemism for ponygirldick

10 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

S3ND has potential. I just don't like the name or the entirely pointless choice to not allow capital letters in usernames or the @ forced onto the beginning of names. And Ms. Cat Tax clearly belongs on imgcat but it's not alive yet.

11 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The fuck are you on about?

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

That guy? Elbow deep in a dragon (and/or Nala). (Dungeons & Dragons wiki article: "The plot follows an empress who wishes to get hold of a mythical rod...". They didn't have to say 'rod' there. Fuckin' sinners... :3)

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...You didn't read the name before? Poor literacy, that. You should try getting elbow-deep into some remedial grammar lessons 'cause the whole state of that comment is fucked harder than a goblin, mate. ...But not nearly as hard as your mum.

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

The shortstacks are stretchy.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Worse still: Someone greets you verbally so you respond...Then see the person they were actually talking to.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#13 @stonedlikeicheckedoutmedusa's spiders, probably.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Referring you to the Pony Department of Elbow Inc. (also doubles as the Cash Register Restoration Department)... @ElbowDeepInAHorse

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

'Bout to blow your mind here but: Variables and exceptions exist in regard to most things ever...Excluding, funnily enough, the part of physics that says the world could not be flat, you absolutely nit-witted day-old McDonald's french fry of a person.

1 day ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

[There is no reaction image. Only absolute agreement.]

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

To be fair, their name does suggest stupidity.

1 day ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I was about to reply with that before I noticed it was already the edited one. :x ...Which only a goblin kisser would have ready!

1 day ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

1 day ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

'I get that porn is unrealistic and exaggerated, but a 4' cock is unrealistic and exaggerated.' ...My dearest fellow, there is a magical chimera coaxing a talking pony into adopting a penis. Where are your lines for realism here...

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Explain the four futs Fluttershy's 'bout to have then!

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Son of a...I read through five times and couldn't find the rat (king) bastard.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0