
My cat likes to rattle the bedroom door all night. This is war.
One second please, have to clean your screen...

Here

Lake Michigan right now

I miss the days of front page funny memes

Today my sorority learned we can fit 22 pieces of underwear on our cats head. How is your Final Exam studying going?

So I walked into a Verizon today....

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My DnD groups reaction when Dan's wife asks how long till we wrap up and go to bed

Extravaganza

Work team created a betting pool

The over-the-holiday exam is still drunk on turkey I guess

Couldn't find "Skeleton wearing fanny pack" on google. Here is my contribution to the internet.

My daughter reaction when see shes how close New Zealand is to Australia

I guess I'll wish for a Coke...

FCC Votes on Net Neutrality at 10:30AM EST. Live stream link below

Lake Michigan 6 minutes ago. That is all
Tried to scare my cat. Didn't work

Comcast speeds

Her lips said 0, but her eyes said 1

Apparently chinese Matt Damon isn't very popular on a Wednesday night

True Love

Thank you CNN, for automatically turning on push notifications before my morning alarm, just to notify me how bought you can be

This is Jewel. This is how Jewel sleeps

When you accidentally create a DC villain

We have less then 7 hours till the House votes on this bill!

Was trying to outdo a friend by showing our worst cringe conversations. She won.

Betty mead

Just a test

A piece of lemon meringue took out a $1.5 million conveyor last week

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Don't be like me

Take a minute to have a panic attack

Absolutely amazing puzzle concept. Called the X-Box

Stupidly brillant prank