HesGotTwoFirstNames

21674 pts · December 28, 2014


When I watch the sequel to a movie before the original

Points 21
Comments 3
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If you can read this, you don't need it.

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Comments 0
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No title

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Comments 4
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Born to be wild

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Comments 2
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Life finds a way

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...But why July 29th?

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But that's just my opinion.

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10 minutes after I decide to eat healthy

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Comments 8
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Anyone remember the 1998 McDonalds promotion for the Disney film "Mulan"

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That just raises further questions!

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Comments 4
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The comment section is going to be a trainwreck.

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Comments 10
Views 554

MFW I hear Waluigi won't be in the new Smash Bros

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Comments 4
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I can resist everything except temptation

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Comments 8
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Is this too subtle?

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Comments 3
Views 173

She and I had... Chemistry together

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Comments 3
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So my ex-girlfriend just got engaged to a woman.

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Comments 19
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When I'm doing my best to cope with a shitty situation

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Comments 65
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Ee'dplebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun

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Comments 10
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Wait. No, this is just a scene from The Dark Knight Rises.

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Comments 9
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I'm not even sorry.

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Comments 4
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Göhl, Germany

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I'm a piece of shit.

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I'm not even sorry.

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Comments 4
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I say William Shakespeare had the right idea.

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Comments 3
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At least I think I'm funny.

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Can you name three things America has given to the world?

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Last month my best friend received a heart transplant.

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Comments 90
Views 1741

Door dings after leaving my car in long term parking at the airport.

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Comments 0
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Garden hose can't melt steal beams?

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Comments 5
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I found a shop that sells bundles of sticks

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Comments 1
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Why I respond to serious questions with Futurama references

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Comments 5
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Today was my Cake Day. This is my cat.

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Comments 5
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When I'm waiting for OP to deliver

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Comments 2
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Ladder Cat

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Seatbelts to maximum buckling!

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My ex-girlfriend just got engaged to a woman.

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Comments 10
Views 756

One of Spiderman's lesser known powers

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Comments 12
Views 1619

MRW I'm waiting for my friend to text me back

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Comments 8
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Happy Friday the 13th!

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Comments 5
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One of my favorite lines

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MRW my shit's on fire, yo

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Comments 2
Views 27092
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