ImNotReallyADoctor

206593 pts ยท January 7, 2017


Im a doctor... if you don't believe me, you are probably a smart person. But if mayhaps you DO believe me, well you are in fact believing that I truly am a doctor. Not saying you are wrong in believing so, but neither can I confirm nor deny the truth behind the statement of my medical involvement. Its best that you are left unsure of the factual relevance of this username as it implies I am not a doctor despite my obvious claim. Good luck user, and no, I will not look at your rash.. (ps, send pics of your rashes... and also nudes)

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What do you do for a living?"
"Trains"

7 months ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for the dog to get angry and bitey

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And most native Americans technically traced to roots in Eurasia?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer to be like 12-1300's Mongol Empire!!!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Uhh... science? Dog milk has a different composition that can make other animals very sick and ruin digestive tract flora...

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step one. Throw all that shit in a slow cooker.
Step two. Wait until it's cooked
Step three. eat dat shit up

8 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I get that from random pedestrians... like "why the fuck you honking?!?!"

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ngl... I didn't even notice the background music til I read this comment

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yep.. that trick got me so many bitches when I was in the 3rd grade

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would you still want it if a 53 yr old obese man was the one blowing bubbles?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol I have a few teachers like that

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya... that was high school in 1989

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeffrey? Is that you? It me Miss Wolinsky! How are you?!?! I've missed you soooooo much!!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also french!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe... NOT THAT FASCIST CUNT?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hah! Right in the face!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean.. if we had better options.. maybe a different outcome?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should check out her content.. and find out exactly why she's posing with a pinecone ๐Ÿ˜‰

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I for one would love it if you shared your vibrating njpples with us

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yay! I'm the black guy in this picture!

9 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I just pretend the posts are CEOs

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was fast

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It could very well act as a deterrent for violent acts towards her then

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people find more enjoyment in challenging themselves in a game... some just like the ride... that's why different difficulties exist. No shame either way.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a nap

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asians are scoring better at math?!? Shocker!!!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But will it fit 3 CEO's in a trenchcoat?

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Pshht... bold of you to assume there ARE window seats on the way to hell

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0