ImNotRetardedButMyUsernameIs

9490 pts ยท April 26, 2015


They obviously weren't fork lift certified ๐Ÿ˜‚

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

El-ahrairah!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They all taste the same to me..

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#39 NOW OPEN UP THAT FUCKIN PIT!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only prescription? MORE COWBELL!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and.. just forget the night

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butterstuff

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all DO know there is a Firefly reboot in the works right?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

E is for 'Eccentric', just listen to my song

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Give me all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, Pluto has RGB now

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Core memory unlocked!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not much, what's a fupa with you?

2 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 4

How do I swipe right on Imgur?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gonna have to boop that snoot!

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

No you're thinking of sacrifice. Sisyphus is an outline of the subjects in a course of study or teaching.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

+1 for calling them jammies

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People die from doing shit like that

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this is what they fed us back in high school

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What is the point of these? Wouldn't it be better to have something with a roof?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fellow Texan by chance?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like Jenny Slate. She seems fun.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeep = Just empty every pocket

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serial Mom?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lol, as many times as I've seen this pic I never noticed the wheels

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evils might, beware my power, Bean Lantern's light

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to fry mind in my cast iron naked, then drown them with Frank's Xtra Hot

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brock Turner the rapist?

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Glued BOTH of my hands shut once while I was at work and putting together a model while waiting on hold with Cisco support.

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