ImOnlyHereForTheComments

36860 pts ยท November 14, 2013


Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Canada Geese have teeth on both their beak and their tongue

1 week ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

I don't have back problems, knees however...they've had better days

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

For those that are confused "Verre" is glass and "Vair" is soft squirrel fur. Glass slippers vs Squirrel fur slippers would be "Pantoufles de verre" vs "Pantoufles de vair" (Pronounced the same)

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You might be right :D

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 I know this is intended to be an artistic picture in the style of Blade Runner, but I kept getting distracted thinking about Jokbal and Bossam (Pork Knuckle and Pork Belly)

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jared Fogle, how much do you like children?

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So...high end ~20 years ago, but now old, out of date, and slow

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Literally says (phonetically) "Pickup Box" and "Knock (do please)"

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Live. Laugh Love. - I'd like to speak to the manager.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"They ambushed Zelenskyy and attacked him" --> Do you mean Putin or Trump? /s

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And the Pope. (Causing the division between Spanish vs Portuguese South America)

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes, but also less about France supporting US independence, and more about the French desire to spite the English.

7 months ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 3

Batteries are low

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Point Roberts is the home of cheap gas. Not sure what else is there, but definitely gas stations

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worst X-Men ever.

7 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

There are two ways of improving this statistic.

1. Fewer school children shot.
2. More billionaires.
I know which one the government will pick.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#5 - I like ti ite, I like ti ite, I like ti ite...ipples and binini's...

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is "sean bean" pronounced "seen been" or "shawn bonn"?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still got wet, but definitely unexpected

7 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Not American, I had no idea that ICE meant anything other than Internal Combustion Engine.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not American, I had no idea that ICE meant anything other than Internal Combustion Engine.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would you do that, and why would it only affect ICE vehicles? I'm sure EVs and Hybrids also have tyres.

(And is a regular petrol/diesel car really worse than a Cybertruck?!)

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

How the hell are your eggs more expensive in USD than we pay in CAD ?! (at a 0.70 exchange rate)

Unless those are brown, free range eggs, I have no idea how they can be almost $8 CAD

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The prop grabs the hooker by the rear so she can take a ball to the face

Also, I know nothing about rugby

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favourite one: "During World War 1 Canadians threw tins of food into German trenches (Germans suffering major shortages of food). And when Germans shouted over the lines for them to throw more, the Canadians followed it up with Grenades"

8 months ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 1

Everyone knows the panhandle isn't really Florida.

Also, Florida is the only state where the more North you go, the more South you get.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0