
Hey Drake!

They’re using untraceable comms for a reason.

My 16th Favorite.

And now for my next trick…

These people are fucking clowns, and yes, I mean that both ways.
Dave called it…

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture

Banana /with/ scale

Pardon me once, and I expect you’ll do it again.

No.

Merriam-Webster takes a swing at the Orange Herring

Maybe it’s not a GOOD idea, but it’s AN idea.

Fixed the headline...

BaCk tHe BlUe

Waiting for the zealots to say he was mocking the rapture.

Jim Crow Dixiecrat Obliterated by Cory Booker

What am I missing?

Biblically Accurate Antichrist

Glorious Street Art

Thinking about Joe and pro-labor, reposting this from last year.

Wood nail wood watch

If you know who this is, you had a great childhood.
You’d have to be crazy…

Who got more diseases from this handshake?
Why it’s hard to make money in space

Wood finger

It’s Enrico Pollazzo!

Guess the ol’ white Ford Bronco finally ran out of gas…
Phrasing!

What does this look like to you?

Wood reactions for all my fellow horny bonkers to add to your collection.

Collective Bargaining is Capitalism

Doc - our black lab and beagle mix rescue, and the best adventure puppy ever!

There goes my hero
G…g…g…g…ghost!!!

Seems like a good time to repost this.

My goober dog being a goober.

Re-posting for awareness.

For use when you see this fake photo being circulated

You first, asshole.

Well, mutha fucka, did you??

Too damn high.

This. Is. Priceless.

A terrible position, but this is where we are.

Special Master

Have you seen these minimalist nativities? Shit’s getting weird, yo.

“Small government”

Maybe a bit overdramatic about it though…

What if…

In case this hasn’t made the rounds yet…
Happy Hansidays!

Eugene Goodman, Superhero

Right in the giblets.

These 11% will be our ruin, mark my words.

The youth may save us yet. Voting for the first time!

Phrasing, as a parent or paid teacher