2254 pts · January 22, 2017
Half South African half Northern Irish alien living in Los Angeles.
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I was watching Mad About You (1992) and even then they were making jokes about Trump not paying bills etc
The trauma I still have from being a silly kid and believing that it was real :(
Throw your ass in it
Chinchillas are just real life Pokémon
It probably just “has anxiety and needs to lose weight”
4/ Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.Bill Hicks
3/ And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. 4/
/2 "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. /3
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, /1
Apparently it’s ketamine
Your Pokémon is on fire 🐿️
I don’t understand why anything I post gets a “high there, should be marked as mature”? I read the guidelines… is it bc of my username?
I’d do nothing differently because I couldn’t at that age and circumstances. I did the best I could with what I had. If anything… I’d be kinder to myself
Yup 9 is blood oranges, freshly cut
#15 you don’t know my life
It’s the ends of them. And they’re not like dental floss, more like the thin, hard plastic used to secure pricing tags on clothing. Imagine the end of one of those jabbing into your glans.Now mostly these curl around the outside of the cervix, so the ends don’t jab, but if the length isn’t right it certainly can be felt by the partner.I know this because a) it caused my bf to yelp and he had a lil injury because of it and b) I reached in and felt the strings with my own fingers. Thanks
It’s actually a very common thing, as the strings hang outside the uterus through the cervix. Some women (like me) choose to go back to Obgyn to get them cut shorter to lessen sensation for partner.
Agreed! Also why do the very few available gifs suck so much?
I have 5 and they’re all interconnected. Ugh, sending hugs - very with you right now as one of them flaring tends to topple the others too. Haven’t left house in weeks
You win the internet for me today
Easiest solution & cheap, no fuss: 1 magnesium citrate capsule and 1 fibre gummy per day. Water. Done. I can’t be bothered with all the diluting stuff and ingesting icky things that take energy and faff to prepare, ugh. Just swallow a mag capsule (CITRATE!) and chew a cheap fibre gummy ☑️
In the UK a “trump” means a fart so this is additionally hilarious
#11 listen, my husband as a kid studied under dongs.com (Actually very surprisingly safe for work)
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldGdiY3VrMnkycHdzdG5ncnNmZWtjZDA4NHhheG9zZDg0a204amIxMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lArQw5Z7Ejb0c/giphy.mp4
I was watching Mad About You (1992) and even then they were making jokes about Trump not paying bills etc
The trauma I still have from being a silly kid and believing that it was real :(
Throw your ass in it
Chinchillas are just real life Pokémon
It probably just “has anxiety and needs to lose weight”
4/ Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
Bill Hicks
3/ And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. 4/
/2 "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. /3
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, /1
Apparently it’s ketamine
Your Pokémon is on fire 🐿️
I don’t understand why anything I post gets a “high there, should be marked as mature”? I read the guidelines… is it bc of my username?
I’d do nothing differently because I couldn’t at that age and circumstances. I did the best I could with what I had. If anything… I’d be kinder to myself
Yup 9 is blood oranges, freshly cut
#15 you don’t know my life
It’s the ends of them. And they’re not like dental floss, more like the thin, hard plastic used to secure pricing tags on clothing. Imagine the end of one of those jabbing into your glans.
Now mostly these curl around the outside of the cervix, so the ends don’t jab, but if the length isn’t right it certainly can be felt by the partner.
I know this because a) it caused my bf to yelp and he had a lil injury because of it and b) I reached in and felt the strings with my own fingers. Thanks
It’s actually a very common thing, as the strings hang outside the uterus through the cervix. Some women (like me) choose to go back to Obgyn to get them cut shorter to lessen sensation for partner.
Agreed! Also why do the very few available gifs suck so much?
I have 5 and they’re all interconnected. Ugh, sending hugs - very with you right now as one of them flaring tends to topple the others too. Haven’t left house in weeks
You win the internet for me today
Easiest solution & cheap, no fuss: 1 magnesium citrate capsule and 1 fibre gummy per day. Water. Done.
I can’t be bothered with all the diluting stuff and ingesting icky things that take energy and faff to prepare, ugh. Just swallow a mag capsule (CITRATE!) and chew a cheap fibre gummy ☑️
In the UK a “trump” means a fart so this is additionally hilarious
#11 listen, my husband as a kid studied under dongs.com
(Actually very surprisingly safe for work)