Mockturtlesoop

9891 pts ยท March 27, 2014


Cheesesteakcake

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a racist butt

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's kind of like in England where everyone is technically in line for the throne /s

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course they didn't notice. If they did they couldn't be weirdly preachy about it

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In so sorry you had to go through that

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Your incredibly dry niche historical humor is exactly the sort of thing I live for.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

CHOCOLATE! THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's definitely a sign to tap

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The phrase in quotation marks denotes extreme passivity. It talks about "land lost" without detailing the actions that are causing that land to go away. The IDF is forcibly taking that land.

The quotes are apt.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

No, it works quite aptly.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

When you wrestle with a greasy pig, you end up greasy and tired while the pig just had fun

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It definitely has the same feel of "I got beaten by my parents and I turned out fine"

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of folks think that what's true for one dog is the same for all dogs.

It's just like the folks who say "if a dog is showing teeth it means it's angry." Like, dude, dogs evolved fucking eyebrows to be more expressive to humans and many breeds of dogs bare their teeth to imitate smiling.

A five second video is not evidence for animal abuse.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gosh I wish I could build something like this. It looks so darn cool.

If you make the design out of plaster, you can easily size it to fit your shelving unit

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To shreds, you say?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've had a Vivobook for 4 years. Fantastic device.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The same happened for my Shepherd. The day the vet came to our house to perform the procedure, he was the happiest I had seen in over a year. No trouble, no pain.

The Vet shared the same advice with us, that we may have had a few more days with him, but not much. We decided to give him rest rather than let him spiral back into the debilitating pain he had spent months in.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If you're cold, he's cold. Let him inside

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I neutered myself. Best decision made like 6 years ago

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes pease

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who needs insurance when you don't get PTO to go to the doctor anyway?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This roll of toilet paper has more paper compared to a hypothetical roll of paper that is a different size.

Like, I don't care if one roll equals twelve rolls of another kind that is not even available to purchase. Just give me the ass paper that helps relieve the ache of one-too-many bags of flaming hot Cheetos.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That some should be much bigger

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0