MyFartsAreMethaneFree

456781 pts · December 19, 2013


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Jabba the Hutt played himself.

Points 22
Comments 5
Views 82

Mmmmh ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Comments 230
Views 7065

I get the feeling English isn't her first language. At all.

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Views 193

157 years old and still smiling.

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Comments 10
Views 67

So accurate, I can't even.

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Comments 4
Views 58

Yu Komori, Spider-Man of Earth-70019.

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Comments 11
Views 857

What 547.4m buys ... NFL VS NBA

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Comments 9
Views 1911

Overheard ...

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Views 473

When the wife insists you go out on group dates with funny acting mofos ...

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Comments 1
Views 373

Russian cursive is the most mind blowing thing I've ever seen.

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Comments 209
Views 64589

This is weirdly satisfying.

Points 85
Comments 30
Views 865

Nĭ Hăo Mofo.

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Comments 162
Views 64005

For me, Canada appreciation day is always ... Amanda Tapping appreciation day. Actress, Director, Producer. One of the hardest working women in SCIFI. We deserve her in the new StarTrek TV universe.

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Comments 91
Views 32660

When someone next to you catch the Holy Ghost in church.

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Comments 2
Views 219

One belly to rule them all.

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Comments 8
Views 230

Woman surprises her girlfriend with news that she will be her kidney donor.

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Comments 103
Views 33909

I am this much done with 2016 already.

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Comments 5
Views 35

On my way to get thrown out of my first Trump rally. Lets see how many of them will even notice this.

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Comments 70
Views 66

Want to get tazed by a cop at the San Francisco pride? Coz this is how you get tazed by a cop at the San Francisco pride.

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Comments 27
Views 930

LNI - That's all I got to say.

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Comments 16
Views 70

Larry the Downing Street cat.

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Comments 4
Views 360

When You Try To Carry All The Grocery Bags At Once ...

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Comments 12
Views 130

National Peace Sculpture, Manchester City. The last place you'd want to go for walks in the night when drunk m8.

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Comments 52
Views 28730

And they say Black Twitter isn't concerned about global politics.

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Comments 1
Views 30

Surprise Mofo!

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Comments 6
Views 243

Both cows on product package have udders, so they're female. I guess lesbian cow lives matter too.

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Comments 6
Views 732

Mermaid blankets. So freakin' adorable.

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Comments 12
Views 778

As the only male in the house, MRW I wake-up and realise my sisters already invaded the shower which means no hot water for me ...

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Comments 2
Views 307

Wa-whoa.. wait.. waaat?

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Views 22588

I warned y'all. Netflix is da work of the devil.

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Views 171

Guy carves the GOT Night King out of a watermelon.

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Views 1026

Nom nom nom ...

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Comments 5
Views 324

I like this, human! Feed me more of this.

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Comments 7
Views 27

Let's pick a hobby we can do together, she said. Crochet, she insisted. So today, I gave my wife my first finished crochet project.

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Views 74319

You fckin wot m8? Wrong neighbour-hood buddy!

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Comments 2
Views 70

Brexit.

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Comments 0
Views 54

Astronaut Tim's capsule touch down moment.

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Comments 4
Views 60

This gif is glorious.

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Views 145

MFW our biology teacher doesn´t believe in evolution ...

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When I get called up to get my diploma.

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Comments 6
Views 1469

Congrat Britain. Glad to hear Astronaut Tim landed safely ... heeey, wait a minute...what the...?

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Comments 5
Views 108

Europe's weekend plans are wrecked.

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Comments 1
Views 52

D'aaawww (=^ェ^=) Gimme.

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Comments 0
Views 1471

Hotdog. Come on ... you were thinking it.

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Comments 22
Views 3709

MRW every time I see a 'Breaking News' item from Florida ...

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Comments 6
Views 555

The QwerkyWriter. Typewriter-Inspired Mechanical Keyboard.

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Comments 19
Views 872

Bop!

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Comments 4
Views 155

Cannabis Works, Tatsuyuki Tanaka Art Book, Is Amazing!

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Comments 3
Views 976

It sits.

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Comments 7
Views 68

We have Windows 10 now.

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Comments 10
Views 142

Meet mittens.

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Views 50

TIL I'm bad at making milkshakes.

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Comments 1
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The Boondocks all Grown Up...

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Views 1352

I'm a dog-owner. I live in a neighbourhood full of cat-owners. They told me my dog scares their cats. Problem solved.

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Comments 213
Views 9123

Human +ve

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Comments 1
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MRW people don't know when they've crossed the line ...

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Comments 5
Views 43

This is the best Father's day photo I saw yesterday.

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Comments 609
Views 12255

OP Delivers! Here Are All The $5 Hoes I Have Available for Sunday.

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Views 442
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