MyFeebleTurtleDuck

2065 pts · January 2, 2015


I only knew this song from “The Last Unicorn” and I’m disassociating a little right now.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Were you sent here by the devil?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just bought Endless Ocean: Luminous. When I finally found the Liopleurodon on a dive, I yelled "a MAAAAAAAAGICAL LIOPLEURODON" and startled my children.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Stitch and Bitch people did an intro crochet book called The Happy Hooker. Do recommend.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want whales? Because this is how you get whales.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Mom you have opened sEaMeAtS!”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite one.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eaglet grew up and was released into the wild last summer!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m also her mom and I’m so proud of my new daughter! You’re doing great, OP!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m just here because I have a black cat named Pan and he sends his love.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Marie Antoin…no, fuck.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s BAT DAD!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Golden Gardens, if I recall correctly.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom’s had it 24 years.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My coworker lives a few doors down. She said Bob is a science teacher and the door was stuck in a tree. NTSB came and got it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think every Robert Heinlein book includes a main male character threatening to spank the one female main character.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OH MY GOD

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will always love Geoffrey Rush’s pained expression as Ben Stiller jumps up and down on his car.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and I guess it was enough to start something. Like I said, my dumbest injury. I’m kinda afraid to peel my remaining satsumas. (2/2)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some juice ran under the nail when I was peeling. I rinsed it away, but there’s a lot of sugar in juice (1/2)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m currently dealing with a thumb infection incurred by peeling an orange, hands down my dumbest injury.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING WITH MY LIFE.”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, makes a man go NOOT NOOT

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0