
My cousin gave birth....

Servers and bartenders hear this more than any human

I'm an old comic collector and....

A friendly reminder that Randowis once tried to get kids to touch his junk. 3/30

Samuel Jackson has it up to here with....
Gatorade upping the advertising ante

Yeah.

This was a sad realization I had this afternoon

How did I get here, bro?

I fixed it.

It's a Christmas Miracle!!

Logging into HBOGO on Sunday

Merry #Selfiemas!

Name the badder bitch!

#TEAMSHITPOST

My bowels IRL

Because I'm an asshole.

I have no idea...

I'm not logging on for a few days.

www.smbc-comics.com

To all those in Usersub upvoting

RIP Scott Weiland, October 27, 1967 – December 3, 2015

Mein!

Give your post a title

Lightning caught after the act

It's 2017 so yeah

Me IRL

I didn't even notice until the 5th or 6th time