
First successful pig heart transplant

Generative AI helps developers the same way as using 23andme as a dating site

And they claim to have no idea why we still will not voluntarily return to the office.

Time to hang the temporary banners and get shoppers in the doors!

When you have court at noon and a WoW raid at 4:

On the final day of No-Mow-May,

everyone is doing their part to harm the russian economy & tech base

me irl this halloween

As cold war three kicks in, the lines are drawn

You're a research All-Star! You've answered more questions than 97% of 23andMe participants!

No roast intended; backend devs are why things work; frontend devs just make it pretty haha

The (stellaris) struggle is real!

Same with most big tech companies, to be truthful!

To all the single people,

work from home blues :(

Bed Bath & Beyond closing 150 stores, laying off 20% of staff

Slowpoke, once again on top of the news!

Fresh from their successful Area-51 mission

Oh, Success Kid!

Microsoft Teams Blues #224

What kind of wood is this? This picture is approx 20 inches by 15 inches

Management hears the K-word and all they want to know is how fast we could implement it :(

Just DevOps Things

First World Pokemon Go Problems

The struggle is real!

i can't even come up with a title :(

This isn't over, not by a long shot. I'm not saying, I'm just saying....

It really do be like that, sometimes

Colorado, Michigan, Minnesota, New Mexico, North Dakota, South Dakota, Texas, and Wisconsin residents may feel this too

No Karen, your lavender essential oils are not actually antiviral, and your crap will kill people.

After 24 hours of Hallmark Movies this Valentines Day, I've come to the conclusion that:

I'm deleting my account, I swear to god.

Management got us an Udemy subscription, we smart American worker drones will trick the capitalist system!

"ONLY I CAN STOP - I MEAN DEFUND - FORREST FIRES" - Trump

Xcel Energy coming out to inspect our solar array and Powerwalls setup

it looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing

We put in a 16.1KW solar field with two tesla powerwalls and we will be reimbursed by Xcel 7 cents a kw we generate.

In their own effed up brains, Republican officials "committed no wrong" by committing election fraud to "prevent voter fraud"

Who needs BDS?

Take that, Florida Man! #magabomber sucks

Dev Smarts

Microsoft Teams made the decision yesterday to never make a Linux client.

You still have time to work on your best mech; they aren't expected to get deep enough to let the monsters out until 2030.

Boss is at an off-site and just let us know he won't be coming back to the office today

CDC Alert, Take Two

Arby's Military Tribute

“I think it’s sad, I think it’s a sad day, I think our security is at risk today. And it will be at risk until such time that we are entitled and get what we are entitled to as citizens of this country. We want security.”

3rd Degree Burn Incoming!

Be my valentine. Please, for the love of jeebus, be my valentine!

Arby's bought Sonic :(

Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

Chrome 70 Beta came out yoday with the new rules on old Symantec/Thawte Certs

Papa John's board called an emergency meeting on Sunday to physically remove founder John Schnatter from his office

COME GET YOUR WELFARE CHECKS!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA SHARK JUMPS YOU

Despite Vice President Pence needing to cast the tie-breaking vote on her confirmation today, the fix was in, believe it.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA NEVER TOO SOON

Especially true during the holidays, why can't all companies figure this out?

We bought our Great Pyrenees puppy a body harness because of his pulling on our walks.

They are the only reason I am a relatively high level in the rural wasteland I live in