Phreddlicious

32259 pts ยท December 20, 2015


I saw this as it happened while having dinner, and laughed so hard that the waiter looked concerned.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's where the treats are.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He always makes the best fucking films.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still have that CD around here somewhere....

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pan galactic gargle blaster

3 weeks ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

#6 3 1/3 years being *slightly* less than 6 is an interesting way of phrasing things.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I thought he was going to get up and leave. It's what I would have done.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 Cujo, Christine, and Carrie all at age 9 or 10.

1 month ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Or a nice case of pardoning, depending on who she names.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I buy stickers and immediately put them somewhere. What you're not factoring in are the days and probably weeks of figuring out where the sticker goes before buying it in the first place.

Only a psychopath would buy a sticker without knowing what they're going to do with it.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are people who neither approve nor disapprove.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#37 my company really should have gotten feedback before making one of their products "backshot".

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This Movie Sucks is such a good album. Go listen to it if you haven't already.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see the new imgur server is up and running.

2 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Not sure which one has more hair....

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

One of the first matches I ever saw, the much larger guy just picked up the smaller one, carried him to the edge of the ring, put him down, then just patted him on the head. "Good try, buddy."

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's because the bear's black, isn't it?

3 months ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

That's an insane amount of progress since I first saw your posts! Nicely done!

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd also like to add that a blood test doesn't measure how much of a man you are. It's how you stick up for your friends. It's how you raise your kids. It's what type of relationship you have with your spouse. It's how you treat your pets and other animals. It's how you interact with complete strangers. These are the things that make the measure of a man.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It could be worse. My last test was at 15. Because prostate cancer feeds on testosterone, I can't do jack shit about it. You have options. Take those options.

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#37 The Implication.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Me

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Only if he's 5'3".

4 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Dinner music.

5 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You've got better odds that way....

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#33 You can tell if you did a good job parenting. It just takes 20-30 years to find out if you did it right or not.

5 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's gotta be at least 12.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like her.

5 months ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 2

Nah, that's a dickintater.

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2