PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply

432088 pts · April 10, 2012


Dear Future Me: On September 19th, 2017, go to this post: http://imgur.com/gallery/fEl3Y and ask @antillesw how long he plans to wear his wedding ring. Best, 2016 You! -------------------------------------------------------------- @IntrusivelyDrawingYourPosts and @ThisIsDangerous are my favorite Imgurians. -------------------------------------------------------------- Twenty-something Former Fitness Instructor Current Tech Writer Lifelong Hammock Enthusiast I get paid to browse Imgur from 8-5 during the work week, excluding federal holidays. I don't take the things I say seriously, and neither should you, unless you're an attractive single in my area, in which case we should get some cheap liquor, curl up on the couch and watch Arrested Development. My area is DC by the way. You know, for Science. -------------------------------------------------------------- I was bored at work one day so I made this quick-reference index of reaction images: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ಠ_ಠ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Anna Kendrick Pun Face: http://i.imgur.com/S6bUudD.gif Antonio Banderes Compurter: http://i.imgur.com/ElM2hIO.gif Baby Sneeze Reaction: http://i.imgur.com/bgvN8.gif Baymax Burn: http://i.imgur.com/UFjdiGs.gif Biden Head Shake Laugh: http://i.imgur.com/E2JxH4x.gif Birth of a Serial Killer: http://i.imgur.com/7wPwfdT.gif Bitch It Might Be: http://i.imgur.com/XNDq6xy.gif Booger Blow Up Their Houses: http://i.imgur.com/aaap0aQ.gif Booty: Do she got http://i.imgur.com/BpJCtyw.png ? http://i.imgur.com/AdcZ7GK.gif Do he got http://i.imgur.com/BpJCtyw.png ? http://i.imgur.com/zz8SjrU.gif Buster OMG: http://i.imgur.com/jCMs2O9.gif Cap Language: http://i.imgur.com/1QH19pH.jpg Cell Slap: http://i.imgur.com/aEdlrAD.gif Chris Evans Actually Hilarious: http://i.imgur.com/nV1GqQ9.mp4 Don't Put Evil On Me: http://i.imgur.com/x5xwVgS.mp4 Enjoy a Joke: http://i.imgur.com/eXQxdyn.jpg Gay Hitler: http://i.imgur.com/CW4W7Rk.gif Gay Seal: http://i.imgur.com/QYU5S8Q.gif GIR Eye Twitch: http://i.imgur.com/4JNMXS7.gif Glitched Ref Upvote: http://i.imgur.com/e6OXWpn.gif Goat Lick: http://i.imgur.com/FlpFeqL.gif Gonna Steal It: http://i.imgur.com/nilSLKw.gif Goodfellas Laugh Scene: http://i.imgur.com/16Np16F.gif Graves Disease Shocked: http://i.imgur.com/IDssSlZ.mp4 Heavyweights High-Five: http://i.imgur.com/FxZ0Mft.gif Homer Fading Into A Corgi: http://i.imgur.com/IPZ6150.gif Horrified Black Face Zoom: http://i.imgur.com/0w5Zz70.gif James Franco Stanging: http://i.imgur.com/LEcrGM2.gif Jamie Lannister Fantastic: http://i.imgur.com/Q9Ldo4A.gif Jim Carrey Long-Neck Hi: http://i.imgur.com/RIcoriP.gif John Cena Face: http://i.imgur.com/0lQTXRn.gif Larry David Being Jewish: http://i.imgur.com/3LYbufs.gif Machine Gun Shimmy: http://i.imgur.com/01Qp8r5.gif Mariachi Sounds of Silence: http://i.imgur.com/6NC9fva.gif Michael Bluth No: http://i.imgur.com/axu8IzI.gif Not Sure if Serious: http://i.imgur.com/x5xwVgS.mp4 Obama It's Classified: http://i.imgur.com/IDssSlZ.mp4 "Oh No You Didn't" Cat: http://i.imgur.com/DzFV1wV.gif Picard Damn You: http://i.imgur.com/49H5yU8.gif Public Breastfeeding Shocked: http://imgur.com/AB09uBo Repost Nobody Cares: http://i.imgur.com/D280zUg.gif Retard Alert: https://i.imgur.com/7fTZKG0.gif Ryan Howard Disbelief: http://i.imgur.com/GYjqm.gif Ryan Howard Pointing: http://i.imgur.com/VbnrtAE.gif Shame: http://i.imgur.com/CShwWKj.gif Shark Eating Computer: http://i.imgur.com/NgH7eG5.gif Show Me: http://i.imgur.com/QF79V55.mp4 Slade Wilson Dance: http://i.imgur.com/lFFARX4.gif Spider Mouth: http://i.imgur.com/tMlFmt4.gif Stepped in Your Opinion: http://i.imgur.com/x51YfHB.jpg Trevor Phillips Weird Dance: http://i.imgur.com/C2A0fNb.gif Uncanny Valley Robot: http://i.imgur.com/q7daHG1.gif Uncanny Valley Robot Reversed: http://i.imgur.com/y342A6f.gif Up Dog Loves You: http://i.imgur.com/obwzH.gif Witchcraft: http://i.imgur.com/t9i2EVV.gif Whip Cream Prank: http://i.imgur.com/PDZQsWN.gif Wrestler Licorice: http://i.imgur.com/6fky6Y0.gif Wtf Black Girl: http://i.imgur.com/fSkUOR1.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------- And because Dots are soo last season: Natalie Austin Katie Banks Heather Harmon Tabby Ridiman Natasha Nice Kloe Kane Elektra Rose Audray de Macedo Jackie Goehner Meg Turney Emmanuelle Chriqui Holly Michaels Ashley Blue Juno Temple Kendra Sunderland faymougles/fuckmyusername/fmu Gingerpuss Linda Lovelace http://imgur.com/user/kermot/favorites username.imgur.com/all Solveig - Model Selena Green/Vargas Dillon Harper Lexi Belle - Clowns? Liz Kara Caity Lotz Cadey Mercury Rachel Raquel Sarah Gadon Katiya Snow Tessa Fowler http://imgur.com/user/Anon9292isback/submitted http://m.imgur.com/account/viorotica/albums <-Favorites http://viorotica.imgur.com/

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