PresidentProTempore

136129 pts ยท December 11, 2013


Article I, Section 3 of the Constitution: The Senate shall choose their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States. I might randomly message you, so watch out! I'm gay, which I often use to justify things I comment. Also, no, I'm not hitting on you. Not seriously, anyway. Things to send me in messages: Fountain pens, historical artifacts, art, poems, screenshots from cities:skylines, battlefield 1, and EUIV. Shameless Selfie of the PPT: https://imgur.com/xeYaRYr

Me exactly two days after a sunburn.

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This is not a political post.

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The store you go to when you need a dress to get you laid

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Why is this worm glowing?!

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Camouflage!

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Just FYI: US policy influences other country policies.

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My nephew's drawing looks like it came from a psychiatric ward.

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An apt description of US-Russian relations right now.

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Does anyone know why this phone's screen is doing that thing from the ring?

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PSA: if you see a spring-like thing floating in your pet's water, it's a bunch of mosquito eggs. Probably Aedes Aegypti.

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MRW my boss tells me I should have given 24 hours notice when I call in sick in the morning.

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A Day in the Life of a Yanqui in Buenos Aires

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I hate it when someone I didn't invite just comes in my house and eats...

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Songs with Famous Hooks that You Can Never Name

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The real hero of the parrotocalypse.

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I guess I'm never moving my arm ever again.

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My cat woke me up purring and chittering for attention. Laying like this.

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I think I know where Sylvia Plath was going with this.

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Just a Current Events Notice!

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TMW your jimmies have been rustled.

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2 years going by this corner and I never noticed there was a cottage on top of these offices.

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You know Election 2016 is ridiculous when you can't tell if The Onion has hacked mainstream news sources to mess with their headlines.

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The Palace of Running Waters, Buenos Aires, Argentina. The fanciest water pump in the world!

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My face every time a classmate mispronounces the same words that are literally on his PowerPoint in front of him.

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For some reason the Chinese restaurant next to my house reliably produces magikarp every 30 minutes.

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Abridged series for you bitchEs.

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MRW my professor accepts my thesis proposal and I can start research

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I was gonna show you guys my shirt, but then this happened.

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My friend gave me this stupid plant and I want to save it. Any idea what it is?

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I know you guys don't like screenshots of games, but I made a settlement that I'm proud of.

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Call me a weirdo, but I this tomato was absolutely gorgeous.

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MRW someone tries to give me a Canadian dollar instead of a US quarter.

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in the middle of some spring cleaning and...

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MRW I find out I'm on Team Zombie and idk what to do

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The Greek minor God Priapus with his giant permaboner.

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How the LAPD spends its time according to BoJack Horseman.

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I know you guys don't like screenshots, but I built this city on cities skylines over 4 months. Real world population would be about 7 mil.

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I'm at the tail end of a migraine: I woke up randomly at 4 AM, wide awake, currently craving fruit juice after hating food for the previous 8 hours. Migraines are fucking weird and awful.

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What kind of centipede is this? do I kill it?

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I cannot stop watching this show. Please send help.

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Android app for city builder fans!

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My grandmother had posted this one year before she passed on the same day and same hour of her passing.

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Let's take a selfie!

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My grandparents looked like movie stars.

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MRW my migraine is starting to set in and I lose the ability to speak.

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Popular Opinion Unpopular Opinion Puffin

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I've been waiting all year for these fuckers to get in season.

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MFW I put a book on my head while the funnel head doctor performs a treppanation on my husband and a monk appraises our 16th century ming vase.

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MRW I have that stupid hoarse asthma cough from changing seasons and I cant sleep.

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If I can vote so many miles away from my home, you can get off your butt and drive to the nearest polling station.

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Florida Man's wife finally made it into the news.

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My cat's cartoonish anime eyes.

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I just really liked the look of this photo.

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Hey imgur, look at my fucking delicious empanadas.

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Side effects of playing the Stanley Parable demo

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I had a craving.

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Any idea what kind of caterpillars these are? they're invading!!

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My cat and the new puppy in a weird moment together.

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Yerba Mate

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MRW my friend says he likes the imgur loading gif

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