
Me exactly two days after a sunburn.

This is not a political post.

The store you go to when you need a dress to get you laid

Why is this worm glowing?!

Camouflage!

Just FYI: US policy influences other country policies.

My nephew's drawing looks like it came from a psychiatric ward.

An apt description of US-Russian relations right now.

Does anyone know why this phone's screen is doing that thing from the ring?

PSA: if you see a spring-like thing floating in your pet's water, it's a bunch of mosquito eggs. Probably Aedes Aegypti.

MRW my boss tells me I should have given 24 hours notice when I call in sick in the morning.

A Day in the Life of a Yanqui in Buenos Aires

I hate it when someone I didn't invite just comes in my house and eats...

Songs with Famous Hooks that You Can Never Name

The real hero of the parrotocalypse.

I guess I'm never moving my arm ever again.

My cat woke me up purring and chittering for attention. Laying like this.

I think I know where Sylvia Plath was going with this.

Just a Current Events Notice!

TMW your jimmies have been rustled.

2 years going by this corner and I never noticed there was a cottage on top of these offices.

You know Election 2016 is ridiculous when you can't tell if The Onion has hacked mainstream news sources to mess with their headlines.

The Palace of Running Waters, Buenos Aires, Argentina. The fanciest water pump in the world!

My face every time a classmate mispronounces the same words that are literally on his PowerPoint in front of him.

For some reason the Chinese restaurant next to my house reliably produces magikarp every 30 minutes.

Abridged series for you bitchEs.

MRW my professor accepts my thesis proposal and I can start research

I was gonna show you guys my shirt, but then this happened.

My friend gave me this stupid plant and I want to save it. Any idea what it is?

I know you guys don't like screenshots of games, but I made a settlement that I'm proud of.

Call me a weirdo, but I this tomato was absolutely gorgeous.

MRW someone tries to give me a Canadian dollar instead of a US quarter.

in the middle of some spring cleaning and...

MRW I find out I'm on Team Zombie and idk what to do

The Greek minor God Priapus with his giant permaboner.

How the LAPD spends its time according to BoJack Horseman.

I know you guys don't like screenshots, but I built this city on cities skylines over 4 months. Real world population would be about 7 mil.

I'm at the tail end of a migraine: I woke up randomly at 4 AM, wide awake, currently craving fruit juice after hating food for the previous 8 hours. Migraines are fucking weird and awful.

What kind of centipede is this? do I kill it?

I cannot stop watching this show. Please send help.

Android app for city builder fans!

My grandmother had posted this one year before she passed on the same day and same hour of her passing.

Let's take a selfie!

My grandparents looked like movie stars.

MRW my migraine is starting to set in and I lose the ability to speak.

Popular Opinion Unpopular Opinion Puffin

I've been waiting all year for these fuckers to get in season.

MFW I put a book on my head while the funnel head doctor performs a treppanation on my husband and a monk appraises our 16th century ming vase.

MRW I have that stupid hoarse asthma cough from changing seasons and I cant sleep.

If I can vote so many miles away from my home, you can get off your butt and drive to the nearest polling station.

Florida Man's wife finally made it into the news.

My cat's cartoonish anime eyes.

I just really liked the look of this photo.

Hey imgur, look at my fucking delicious empanadas.

Side effects of playing the Stanley Parable demo

I had a craving.

Any idea what kind of caterpillars these are? they're invading!!

My cat and the new puppy in a weird moment together.

Yerba Mate

MRW my friend says he likes the imgur loading gif