
There is a Trump tweet for literally anything.
You have forsaken your duties.

MRW my coworker chews on ice while I'm dealing with a migraine.

I swear they're puppies.

I guess I'm not getting the mail today. Or ever.

Please Texans let's make it happen! For the internet!

You are not perfect

One of the most underappretiated snacks.

Me when I see a hair stuck to my face in the corner of my eye and I can't find it to get it off

I find weird satisfaction in putting the user icon in the back arrow in the comments.

Is it really so unbelievable that I can be happy?

MRW I'm not out to my parents and I'm going through boy trouble

I just want to be a dictator. NBD guys...

This is totally McDonald's Szechuan Sauce, it's still sold in Latin America.

Full moon in rural Texas.

Awesome orb weaver design.

A girl complimented me for having soft hands today on my first day at work.

Just one of those days I guess.

Taylor. Tailor. Tilor. Tailer. Tylenol. Tiler. Tylar.

Just a little satisfaction to send your way.
I tried the challenge. It didn't work.

Just rural Texas things.

I made a haiku for imgur with my new fountain pen.

I hear 'IT' is famous again!

16bit red wedding

Just a list of names for cyclones around the world. Nothing out of the norm here.

Can anyone help me identify this snake?

You do you, man.

I can already tell I'm going to like this show just based off these two instances.

This thunderhead makes it look like WW3 is kicking off.

Water has to go somewhere :(

Wow, they're really grasping for straws.

The floor is lava!!!!

This is Mattress Mack

I feel like I might be living in rural Texas.

An update on the situation in Houston and why these floods are being reported as catastrophic

Whenever I'm sad, my cat comes up and lays in my lap like this and just purrs.

What's this? what's this?!

This cloud appeared over my house, anyone know who it belongs to? I'm going with Thor.

What I think of every time I hear about the anti-sharia law protests.

Yes, now stop mocking my unemployment!

Perfect branding!

This jumping spider has a little ghost face.

My friend was taking care of my cat over the weekend and apparently he disappeared a few hours before I got home.

I just realized I'm using my diploma as a mouse pad.

Also, I don't think it's weird.

People talk about Canada's bagged milk and I'm in my kitchen dealing with this:

I'm just so frustrated with today's politics.

Sometimes I get frustrated with today's news, but headlines like this give me a moment to think it'll all be okay.

MFW I see it's national donut day, but I'm living in Argentina where there are no decent donuts to be found.

Can anyone identify these mushrooms?

When does it end???

I'm learning Spencerian script as a way to relax and this page came up.

He doesn't know what he's missing

A Silent Short by Rocket Jump that Everyone Should Watch Now!

An original printing of Mein Kampf my grandfather found just after WWII.

Life is fleeting :(

Can anyone identify this amphibian?!

So I don't expect the president to know much about grammar, but this is hilarious.