Pyrowolf1

23515 pts ยท March 22, 2013


The moose is sniffing him because it can smell the shit in the photographers pants

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#20 So it's hot? Because balls are about 93 degrees...

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*whoosh!* - that's the sound of the joke going over your head

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Clearly they are referring to AC on a waymo car, a feature that all modern cars have.

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Did they even eat any of their popcorn? Or did they just dump it on the ground?

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#20 The butthole is closing

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Unfortunately Trump's administration doesn't care where they are actually from, they're willing to send people anywhere

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"If you want your free food, you're gonna have to work for it!"

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The "fuck-the-pharmaceutical-industry" fruit!

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#27 I don't remember this, which spiderman movie was this?

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I think I read that they would be fined $500 per day, so maybe that's why? Plus Republicans were threatening to have them arrested, extradited, etc

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Counter sue for frivolous lawsuit and demand lawyer fees and payment for time lost

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And if you really need some friends, just paint a face on the sandbag, you won't even know the difference! Two birds one stone

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You could probably wave over one of the pedestrians and ask for 30 seconds of assistance! Two friends are hard to come by, but not strangers!

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Close one! Just needed a second person as ballast and it would've been a non-event!

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Hey, you wanna borrow my flashlight? Because I think you dropped your sense of humor and lost in in the dark.

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Ain't nothing wrong with being Hobbit. Hobbits saved Middle Earth, after all!

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I meant the car

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I think the joke is just that he regularly fucks up basic-ass words and phrases (because he is combination an idiot and has dementia), so mistaking gamefully and gainfully is totally something he would do

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20 years ago...

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Sauce is an unfair advantage vs people with no sauce!

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Because of the incredibly low intelligence/ mental decline of our president

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Bird treason

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Glasses are an unfair advantage over people without glasses!

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*Gamefully

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Tiger's like "ok boar, we're in this together, so you and I are good... FOR NOW! (oh fuck I'm tired)"

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He should have been put in prison the moment he sexually assaulted someone

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Absolutely heartbreaking, the IDF are absolute monsters

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#11 is "goals" referring to Dolly or her husband?

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